Pen-pricks
• Coffee News reported that climate change in South America is forcing many coffee growers to switch to cocoa, resulting in a spike in coffee prices. This could upset millions of people’s beverage clocks. Americans love to drink coffee all day because it keeps them awake until it’s time to get drunk.
• President Trump pulled the GOP health care bill after he couldn’t solicit enough GOP votes. A judge also stayed his second attempt to ban arrivals from terror-ridden countries. The good news is, the way Trump’s season is going, he’s going to have the number-one pick in next year’s draft.
• Speaker Paul Ryan admitted defeat and pulled the GOP health care bill before the vote because he couldn’t get enough Republicans to vote for it. The GOP has the majority but couldn’t muster a majority of votes. Obamacare will be staying in D.C. until the Republicans finish high school.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.
In reference to an ode to growing old together —I think the author must have had me in mind. I married my beautiful wife Nov. 4, 1945. My
The Senate confirmation process is underway for the justice to fill the vacant seat of Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court.
Judge Gorsuch is a family man, a pure jurist in the moral sense and a believer of strict constructionism as it pertains to The Constitution. What should be alarming to a majority of Americans is how woefully