Pen-pricks
• Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said he wants peace with the North Korean regime. Their new nuclear missile can reach Los Angeles, Chicago and New York. Robert Mueller just decided to investigate President Trump to see if he colluded with North Korea to fix the next presidential election.
• Special Counsel Bob Mueller is using a federal grand jury to investigate any Trump- Russia connection the last election. Trump said he expected the Special Counsel to impanel a grand jury to investigate someone as important as he is. Grand juries are the biggest and best juries in the world.
• Senate Republicans urged Robert Mueller to probe Russia ties to the Clinton Foundation. It’s possible. No one knows how far into the last election Mueller’s grand jury plans to investigate, but last Friday, Hillary was seen driving home on the Van Wyck Expressway in a white Ford Bronco.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.
If you can’t make up your mind, if you really love her
If you can’t commit, you will till the day you die
Then there’s no use to continue this falsehood This isn’t a case of do or die. There are many more fish in the ocean
There are many more birds in the sky
Keep searching till you find your one and only
And be faithful to her till the day you die.
This world is full of liars and cheaters
That’s how politicians got where they are
You don’t have to follow in their soddy footsteps
Keep searching for that pie in the sky.
When I found my one and only, it was easy
To promise that forever I’d be true
It really is quite remarkable that Arizona is represented by two individuals in the U.S. Senate that are so out of touch with the reality of Arizona voters’ lives.
Senator Flake is an unabashed progressive and champion of the big money interests both in Arizona and in the U.S. He could change the name plate on his door to the senate office tomorrow to Democrat and nothing of substance would change.
Our senior senator, a deserved war hero in another lifetime, is now busy dismantling his legacy and showing his true colors that have been there all of his career. He is a master of being a conservative the last 8 months of every campaign and now facing almost certain death has decided to no longer keep up the facade of being a conservative.
In the next go around, please don’t vote for a flake in an expensive suit, nor an old bull bent upon dismantling his legacy. Please look for a common sense conservative and give them your time and your money.