Pen-pricks
• President Trump is spending time at his Trump National Bedminster Golf Resort in Pinewood, New Jersey in what he calls a working vacation. During this time, the White House is undergoing major renovations. They are going to replace the carpeting, the kitchen, and North Korea.
• The CIA’s profile on North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un was recently made public. It says he likes to snort cocaine, take Viagra, drink Cognac, date teenage girls and he loves NBA basketball. For crying out loud, you’d think he’d use his nuclear arsenal to defend Los Angeles and not attack it.
• President Trump’s threat to destroy North Korea in retaliation for any nuclear attack on the U.S. was delivered at a press conference Tuesday intended to reveal his anti-drug strategy. He gave that too. It’s an interesting way to find out if a nuclear war can get Americans to stop taking opioids.
• Donald Trump’s harsh rhetoric toward North Korea set off alarm bells among liberals about his competency. Every president is under control. The Joint Chiefs will never let a president do anything to hurt the country and Congress will never let a president do anything to help the country.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.