Pen-pricks

• The Comedy Store enlisted me to host an all-star comedian memorial tribute to the great Mitzi Shore Sunday night headlined by Byron Allen, who last week bought the Weather Channel for $300 million. The weather is the latest in edgy comedy. All CNN ever covers is Stormy.

• President Trump predicted the GOP will hold the House this fall on the back of his successes in office. It’s not all sunshine. Just when everything seems to be going his way, Melania checks in the hospital for a kidney procedure and lists the Obamas as her emergency contact before surgery.

• American Heritage historians rate Donald Trump as the vainest president in American history, citing The Donald’s hair style and facial bronzer. All presidents are vain. George Washington’s teeth were made of wood, and at night before retiring he would place them in a glass of Lemon Pledge.

• Kim Jong-un announced he’ll dismantle his nuclear testing facility in North Korea before the peace summit with the U.S. in June, and he will allow reporters to watch. Let’s hope that our top diplomats can keep up the great work. Dennis Rodman has just been flown to the big island in Hawaii.