Pen-pricks

• The Sydney Daily Telegraph says a Canadian lady got eight years in prison in Australia after she posted photos of her cruise vacation. Like an idiot, she bragged on Instagram about pulling off a $16 million cocaine deal on the ship. And just like that, Michael Cohen loses another client.

• President Trump called off his hoped-for military parade in Washington D.C. in November due to resistance from D.C. officials who cited financial costs. He’s surrounded by adversaries in the capital. If President Trump wants to have a huge parade in Washington D.C., all he has to do is resign.

• President Trump ripped Justice Department official Bruce Ohr for conspiring with a British spy and using his opposition research to get a FISA warrant on Trump’s campaign. He’s tired of being sabotaged by the DC establishment. Trump has revoked former CIA Director John Brennan’s security clearance and he’s threatening to revoke Bruce Ohr’s security clearance, and LeBron’s, too.

• President Trump dared former CIA Director John Brennan to sue him to try to get his security clearance restored Monday. He boasts one accomplishment on his watch. After ten years, two wars and a trillion dollars spent searching for bin Laden, somebody finally suggested we look in his house.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.