Pen-pricks

• The Daily Mail, based in London, reported four Jacksonville Jaguars were arrested in London Sunday after a brawl with strip club bouncers. The four players refused to pay their $56,000 bar tab. Later, following a 20-hour plane flight, the world welcomed four new Australians.

• The Florida package bomber was arraigned Tuesday after he had mailed dud package bombs to prominent Democrats and CNN, yet none of them exploded. He made the U.S. a laughing stock. It’s humiliating that American bomb makers are the only ones in the world that have all their fingers.

• The Paley Center for Media marked the 80th anniversary of the radio broadcast of the play War of the Worlds, performed then as if it were happening in real time. It set off a national panic. Frightened listeners feared that America was being invaded by an alien caravan.

• Hillary Clinton began giving interviews to publicize her upcoming 13-city appearances on stage with Bill in which they will each give speeches and answer questions. Hillary indicated that she might run in 2020. I wish her luck with that. Two years ago she had enough trouble walking.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.

According to The Associated Press and the hundreds and hundreds of newspapers around the country who subscribe to and report news from, including the local paper, the Yuma Sun, guns send over 8,000 U.S. kids to the emergency room every year.

I guess I am a very lucky gun owner. My handgun is resting comfortably in its own special place