LIVING IN THE PAST

PICTURE me sat upright in a plush chair, looking earnestly at a presenter.

Seconds after full-time, we are in the Sir Bobby Charlton Stand at Old Trafford, fans peering through the glass.

The scene is set. The inquest begins. I look out to the pitch, gesticulating towards the grass.

This is Manchester United. Manchester United Football Club. It’s nowhere near good enough. Look around, the history of this place.

So after Saturday’s capitulation at Brighton, it is now official that this will be United’s worst Premier League season since its inception.

Forever in the shadow of former glories, still weighed down by the pressure of the past.

They will always be compared to the greats, because the club will always have its illustrious history and huge expectations.

But that was Sir Alex Ferguson’s United.

This is a wholly different, disjointed club now. The post-Ferguson United is one that can potentially lose at Brighton on any given day.

When are we going to stop getting shocked by these results?

It will never be seen as acceptable but right now, this is United’s natural place in the modern Premier League - chasing Champions League qualification. Sometimes they will do it, other times they won’t.

They lose and shrug their shoulders and I don’t get the impression that there are any great autopsies inside that dressing room.

Nobody digging people out, coming to blows about performances. I feel they just talk behind each other’s backs in little groups.

Go on social media, say sorry and move on. Rinse and repeat.

The fans seem like they have had enough. Plenty were walking out of the Amex Stadium long before the end, which is quite unusual for their away support.

Quite a lot of those players will be blaming Ralf Rangnick for a season which could yet finish with a place in the Europa Conference League.

That is what players do, and plenty will still be around when Erik ten Hag greets them this summer. The club will have to keep the vast majority of that squad, because a churn cannot take place in just one summer, but every single one of them, bar David de Gea, is replaceable based on this season.

The only reason they have hung on to the top four for so long is the inconsistency around them.

Tottenham and Arsenal had shocking starts, West Ham have fallen away a bit. Everyone has badly struggled at times this year, and that isn’t too dissimilar to the two occasions they have finished second since 2013 - miles behind the eventual winners and profiting from others enduring bad campaigns elsewhere.

It needs change from top to bottom but all of this is broken record territory. We talk about the new manager - again. Whether he is the right man or not - again.

Ten Hag has a big job on his hands and I expect him to already be making ruthless decisions on some of them.

Big names need dropping. Some of them will be told pretty early that they are not required.

Yet he needs the tools to be successful. The guys who have been and gone before Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - David Moyes, Louis van Gaal and Jose Mourinho - are all good managers. You cannot deny their track record. And look what happened.

Old Trafford is almost a graveyard for both players and coaches.

Look at these individuals all going backwards and suffering from a chronic lack of confidence.

There is definitely something in the argument about pressure, that difficulty coping. United have not helped themselves with an unfathomable recruitment policy though - the short-term nature of everything, signing players on massive wages without any sort of system.

Oh, they are available are they? We’ll have him then. He’ll fit in somewhere. Most of the time, they don’t.