Mbuya Mukwapura:
GUYS kana musingazive munhu anonzi Mbuya Mukwapura munongonyarara kwete kutaura zvisina basa pamusoro pavo. Vainyanya kuwanikwa muMbare neCopacabana. RIP. — Funwell Zambezi.
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HAAAAA shame mbuya vaya ndarwadziwa. — Kivlet Kivy.
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Shame gogo taivaziva ava vaifamba nevazukuru vavo vaviri. — Tafadzwa Kashiri.
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Mbuya vainakidza avo, ndatanga kuvaona nhasi. — Stacy Mtepa.
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Mwana anaamai vanorasa njere: Ndarwadziwa hangu zvakaoma. – Happiness Tsiga.
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Mwari wenyasha hona kuchema kwevana venyu, rangariraiwo mhurii iyi. — Fortune Ruvoko.
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Tete Tilda huyai mubatsire shuwa ndimi ziso redu reZimbabwe. — Portia Rushwaya. ******
Zvinorwadza chandafarira baba havana kuloser hope nemukadzi vanomuchengeta. — William Cosco Elia.
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Ndachema, Mwari muripi zvichidai? — Shandie Julliet Manjere.
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Uuuu zvakaoma sure, upenyu so! — Dale Daniels.
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Eish zvakaoma but mwana akachenjera uyu. Upenyu hwakaoma chokwadi. — Serina Kurunzirwa.
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Marwadzo chaiwo, Mwari pindirai. — Petronella Sithole.
****** Havawanikwi varume vanojima vakadzi vavo. Ndarwadziwa hangu. — Chirambira Judith.
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Nzeve kwachu . . . :
Ko akasungwa here mukadzi uyu nevamwe vake vakabatsira kurova? Ko mapurisa anodarirei, angati dzokera munhu auya kuzo”reporter” instead yekuti voenda vese vonobata mhondi iyo. Ngaasungwe mhondi yemukadzi. Chatiri kuda kunzwa kuti akazosungwa nemutongo waachapihwa. — Ethel Irene Kazunguza.
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Sorry mama ndabatikana mufunge, hazvina mhosva Mwari ndomuzivi wezvose. — Patrine Munoti.
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Vari vangu mai ava vakarumwa naMwari pane zvaitotika! — Notayi Taruberekera.
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Godo huroyi. Get well soon. Mwari haasi benzi. Vanenge vakazama mishonga zvoramba votanga kuuya live. Kuita kurwadziwa nesingle mother. — Blasie N. Kubikwa.
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Ndidzo type dzetsikidzi dzatiri kugara nadzo! — Jean O Jean.
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Mai avo vari kudedera zvakanyanya, she is traumatised and the sad part is she have got nowhere to go. Zvakoma. – Ezekiel Farirai Mayengedze. (Tinoti munyore neShona)
****** Ngavasungwe vese nevakabatsira . . . munhu ungasvike pakubvisa munhu nzeve? Asi huroyi hwanga hwabata? Ko mapurisa akaudzwa ngaasungwe futi mapurisa ayo. —Rumbidzai Muvezwa.
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Vakadzi vakarova mai ava ngavasungwe please. Police why muchidaro nhai kuti munhu auya
kuzo”reporter” makuti dzokera kumba kune hondo futi? Please, please ngatiitei basa ratinohorera mari. — Junior G Dube. ******
Mukadzi akaruma mai ava anoroya, ndatya nazvo. — Thandie Madimutsa Mavhima. ******
Oda kutengesa mwana kuSA: Pakakanganiswa, varume vaifana kumbotakura nhumbu mhani nekunzwa labour pain and morning sickness!
— Kufa Tsitsi. ******
Ari kuda kuchekeresa. — Tendai
Chitima. ****** Ngavanake vana vacho! — Ever
Chombe.
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Anotopenga murume uyu, aida kuvaitisa marituals. — Dorothy Munjoma. ****** Musabvumidze zimurume iro kusvika padhuze nevana ringatoba. — Millie Millie. ******
Baba ivavo purizi ndapota hangu handidi kuvaona padhuze nevana ava. Hatiregereri magweregwere. —Lorna Ngundu. ****** Mwari munoshamisa.Tinotenda
nerubatsiro — Florence Chikwanangwana.
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Zirume iri ndibhanguza chaiye. — Abigail Kaseke Chirangwi.
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Ummm kumwe kuita soooo varume dai vaisenga nhumbu havaimbodaro mufunge. Ko zvegender zvinei nemwana, hazvinei kuti musikana or mukoma as long ari mwana chete. Varume siyai tsika yekuti heee kwazozvarirwei mwana musikana. Ndimi mune mbeu dzacho, maida azvare chiii? Itai mushe baba imi. — Promise Matowe.