The Manica Post

Mutare’s hall of ‘Shame’ new recruits

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BLABBER is never malicious, neither is he vexatious, but like I have always said, it is the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric that keeps me going.

This is the reason Blabber will never keep pursuing issues relating to those who have a chance to amend their ways and make our city a better place for us all.

Yours Truly has learnt with deep sorrow and utter disgust the waywardnes­s of this other young woman who was married to a departed big time diamond dealer.

I mean that other diamond dealer who breathed his last after a nasty car crush that some still believe happened while he was on his way to relieve himself in the forest, as per his sangoma’s prescripti­on

hile the deceased left some properties and cash that could have left the young widow surviving comfortabl­y, it appears the love for money has finally got the better of her

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the harlot who drives one of latest Mercs is dating every other man of means in the city and making them pay like nobody’s business.

In fact, most of dear businessme­n in the city, mainly those of loose morals, have had an encounter with her including that other daft one who frequents the city centre, but based a few kilos out of town along the MutareNyan­ga Road.

Yours Truly.feels sorry for this thick headed businessma­n as he flaunts his latest acquisitio­n in various meeting places and hotels not knowing that she is an eyesore to the morally upright.

Blabber has it on good authority that this young, dippy businessma­n is now head over heels in love with this slut not knowing that she has many other similar relationsh­ips. God have mercy!

The sad part of this story is that the young woman is now part of a tag team that frequents. a neighbouri­ng country in search of charms to win hearts and minds of moneyed men in the city.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that she was recently spotted at the border in white garments on their way to get God Knows what.

Such are the depths of desperatio­n that our dear sister has sunk into and to make matters worse she has since surrounded herself with well known gold diggers that can stop at nothing when it comes to treasure hunt.

You see, Blabber has a heart and will not divulge all, at least for now, in case our dear sister will change her ways and learn to live a morally blameless life.

She is cunning like the bib- lical Delilah

There is this other young slut who got divorced after hubby discovered her extra marital affair who is now deeply engrossed in this oldest profession.

I mean the one running a small catering services business.

From humble beginnings, living an honesty life as a young girl, her waywardnes­s must have started when she got married and started having extra marital affairs.

Ex-hubby has since left the country.

Blabber felt compelled to put pen to paper about this one simply because of the urge to say something good, for the first time, about that other popular meat retailer who has made numerous headlines for the wrong reasons on this column.

Dear Reader, the meat retailer at least had the tenacity to dump this slut. For once, the meat retailer, with his open zip and shut mind approach to sexual matters, did the right thing by telling her off.

Even after she told him that he got her pregnant, the pot bellied meat retailer would have none of it and moved on. Only if we could have more of this from him!

She latter terminated the pregnancy.

Before I sign out, be warned all you married men and divorcees of this uncultured slut.

Have a great weekend!

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