The Manica Post

When the jungle becomes so small for the mighty lion

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IF THERE is no one brave enough to tell the lion that his breath smells, Blabber will. For long, this old man has shown that he is indeed a philandere­r without remorse or penitence.

Yours Truly thought that somehow, old as he is, he would change his ways and start behaving, but alas things are getting worse by the day.

I mean this old learned bed hopper in the city with a highly respected office, but his behaviour is similar to that of a horny teenager still experiment­ing on sexual matters.

A man whore in his own right as he frequently and casually uses them for his own sexual pleasure, nothing more, nothing less!

Not even any emotional value to his relationsh­ips

He has used his influence and authority to go between the sheets with quite a number of women, especially chalk breakers who happen to be his subordinat­es by virtue of his high office in the same industry.

Talking about his choices, or what IT experts might want to call his font size, he never makes a mistake when it comes to the size and shape.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that some of his partners are now uncontroll­able at their work stations since they boast of being close, I mean very close, to the big boss.

Even at that junior insti- tution where the lady who once acted as the head was later made deputy, there is chaos in administra­tion since she now thinks she is above everyone by virtue of her associatio­n with this sexual pervert.

Yours Truly will not talk about that other slut with very big bums at that institutio­n meant for boys. She is now said to be unapproach­able after dishing it out to our beloved ‘Cecil the Lion’.

Blabber would even go ahead and gallivant about his illicit affair with another loose chalk breaker who resides in that valley a few kilos out of the Central Business District and is into sport.

In fact, owing to other suitors in the city involved, this last one deserves its own insertion, lest I would overload my piece and risk losing your attention, Gentle Reader.

Guess they all love him with their butts. Blabber would have said heart, but their butts are much, much bigger.

Just like this other fraud scam at a popular school near the city he is busy covering up because his palms were greased, it deserves its own insertion.

By the way, the temptation to put pen to paper about the ever increasing numbers of same sex sexual relations in the city is getting stronger with each passing week and who knows this might be the subject in the next few weeks.

Have a great weekend!

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