Church elders of shame
WHAT is this that we hear about church elders who are now in the fore front of promiscuity?
Only last week, we wrote about this other church elder who is dating the wife of a pastor from a different church. I mean that guy whose surname has something to do with forests. Yes, I mean that church elder in this other denomination known for remaining focusing forward in their faith based religion.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that while the elder thinks he is fooling the pastor by dating his wife, the couple (the pastor and the wife) are both in the departure lounge. They have since tested positive to that deadly virus.
One hopes that the promiscuous elder is playing his game safely.
It is even painful to note that the disrespectful church elder is cheating on his wife - a stunningly beautiful yellow bone who works in an upmarket hair saloon.
Blabber is informed about the shenanigans of yet another elder who belongs to that apostolic church whose mission is all about faith.
He was once a human resources practitioner in a company that deals in timber.
He attends church sessions at the most popular parish within the church, located right in the heart of the central business district.
Blabber has it on good authority that he is so much into witchcraft and the man has been authoritative as he is related to the highest office in the church at national level.
One of his children is married to an offspring of the national leader of the church.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the church elder’s son was recently caught pants down with a maid by his wife.
Owing to his powers within the church the elder tried in vain to stop the church from exercising disciplinary measures against his son.
As Blabber pens this piece, his son has been suspended from church pending disciplinary hearing. In their language they say ari pasi pemu shamhu!
However, the church elder is so irate about the latest developments that he is now targeting the pastor at the church for letting that happen and Blabber feels sorry for the innocent pastor knowing that the feared church elder has been giving pastors at the church a torrid time each time they cross his path.
As usual, Yours Truly will keep his ears to the ground and let you Gentle Reader know how this will come to an end.