Too much same sex re­la­tions in the city

The Manica Post - - Weekender Guy & Girl/teenchat/blabbermouth/weird -

BLABBER is dis­turbed by the sud­den in­crease in th­ese same sex re­la­tion­ships go­ing on in the city.

All along, Yours Truly thought it was a mi­nor­ity few in­volved in this un­godly act, but some­how the num­ber seems to be on the rise with each pass­ing day.

Blabber has it on good author­ity that there is this guy who works in a cell­phone and ac­ces­sories shop in the Cen­tral Busi­ness Dis­trict who was head over heels in love with his sub­or­di­nate.

The two are said to be no longer in good books af­ter the for­mer found another ‘girl­friend’ who works at a fast foods and con­fec­tionary shop, again in the CBD.

Yours Truly is re­li­ably in­formed that the jilted lover is so bit­ter that he is telling ev­ery­one who cares to lis­ten about the shenani­gans of his es­tranged bed­fel­low.

Blabber can hardly be­lieve that this is go­ing on in a not so dis­tant place.

As if that was enough, there is another guy from that city where they never sleep who has since moved to our beloved city and is also in­volved ho­mo­sex­u­al­ity.

In fact, the guy from that city where they never sleep has been hav­ing mar­i­tal prob­lems back home and the move to this city is also meant to flee from a stress­ful mar­riage union he barely can sus­tain any­more given his ques­tion­able sex­ual ori­en­ta­tion.

It ap­pears, the visit­ing guy has found a suit­able part­ner in our cell phone and ac­ces­sories shop guy.

Rule Num­ber 1: Trust no one

What is this that we hear about two friends who be­trayed each other to the ex­tent of one of them hav­ing a sex­ual re­la­tion­ship with the other’s wife?

Blabber is dig­ging deeper on this one and as usual Gen­tle Reader, you will be the first to know.

Con­grat­u­la­tions Mr Man of God

I hear this other man of God fi­nally ex­changed nup­tial vows with what he now wants the world to be­lieve is the love of his life.

Blabber is not jeal­ous at all and will not hes­i­tate to con­grat­u­late him for fi­nally com­ing to the light.

I mean that man of God who is pop­u­larly known by his name. His name is the same as that lan­guage that so­ci­ety ex­pects us to know if we are lit­er­ate.

We all know how he used to use and abuse women of dif­fer­ent shapes and sizes who came to his church and some that turned to him for ‘coun­selling’.

Till next week, re­mem­ber to take good care of your loved ones!

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