Loan sharks got a new client
WHAT is this that we hear about a broke businessman who has watched his empire crumble like a deck of cards in recent months?
I mean this other pot bellied chap who was once subject on this widely read column when he turned into a child molester, preying on young girls whom he lured by splashing cash?
Blabber is not a mere pessimistic stooge who sees nothing good in humankind.
This is why Yours Truly was happy for him when he was doing quite well, rising from humble beginnings over the years to achieve so much in his confectionery business.
But Blabber went gaga when news of his unquenchable sexual appetite reached Yours Truly.
In any case, Blabber would not smile at any paedophile.
Far from his sexual shenanigans, word reaching Yours Truly is that our dear broke businessman is now a regular client for different loan sharks in the city.
Known in vernacular as chimbadzwa, these are soft loans given on an agreed interest rate.
His croaky voice has suddenly come in handy in negotiating favourable interest rates.
Funny how things change!
From a flamboyant businessman who would splash cash to thigh vendors, young girls and later in church, the boy is now trying to resuscitate his business using money from local loans sharks.
The wayward headmaster
Blabber has been silent for a long time while watching this other school head whose corrupt deeds are still under scrutiny in the corridors of power under his parent ministry.
I mean that other headmaster who is running a high school located in the sprawling suburb whose name has something to do with water.
Blabber thought it would end with that other case of corruption from his former school, not until complaints come my way about his sexual shenanigans at the school he is currently running.
Yours Truly is reliably informed that the school head is asking for sexual favours even from married women who approach his office in search of places for their kids.
In fact, Yours Truly is putting the pieces together on the case of corruption from his former school and soon, very soon, Blabber will name and shame.
Watch my space.
Bishop, please warn your young brother
Blabber is worried about this unrepentant young brother of a certain Bishop.
The bishop serves in the popular apostolic sect led by an elderly church founder.
The church, which is also known by the founder’s name, is widely known for its sloganeering, which alludes to the name of our continent.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the bishop’s young brother, whose Shona name can be loosely translated to mean ‘the one who does not have,’ is still seeing this other young lady who used to work for the bishop in butchery.
The young lady, who is dark in complexion and known for pretending to be morally upright yet she is so generous with the forbidden fruit, was once harassed for dating a married woman at her workplace during the days she was employed at the bishops butchery in the CBD.
Blabber will stop at nothing in preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric and this explains why Yours Truly is pleading with the respected bishop to give good advice to his own young brother lest Blabber will go ahead in the next insertion to expose the nitty- gritty of this illicit affair.