Nothing but just another dunderhead
YOURS Truly is not always after events that occur behind locked doors.
I also worry about the general social wellbeing of our beloved community.
In other words, peeping through your bedroom door’s keyhole is not Blabber’s only vocation.
On to today’s gossip, Blabber is a bit disturbed by this other nincompoop who is masquerading as a television repairs technician.
What is disturbing about this diminutive fella, whose height seems to reflect his thinking capacity, is that he behaves as if he is the best thing that has ever happened in his line of work.
Yet, in all fairness, this bare skinned stooge really knows nothing.
If you think Blabber is lying, take your malfunctioning television set to his workshop opposite that popular outlet which sells tasty burgers and see for yourself.
I have been inundated with calls from disgruntled clients who had their television sets stripped of essential parts. Some sets were left worse off.
To make matters worse, he has the audacity to charge exorbitant fares for his shoddy services, which defies all logic.
Blabber was even shocked to learn that some reputable institutions are still hiring
him. I believe it is only a matter of time before this uncultured boy faces the wrath of disgruntled clients. Mark my words.
Gentle reader, you will need this service at one point or the other, being foretold is being forewarned so l have done my part.
For now, I rest my case.
Now back to your bedrooms, is this the new normal?
Yours Truly is shocked by how some Covidiots are evading the national lockdown regulations, just to beat the lockdown blues.
Gentle reader, a house in one of our middle density suburbs near the famous cemetery has been turned into a thriving brothel housing 25 women in this Covid-19 era.
Participants have even created a WhatsApp group named Mutare 21, with prominent guys in town visiting the place.
After rigorous vetting, the women allow the visitors to get in. They are charged US$10 for a quickie and braai.
Visitors come with their own booze.
I can bet my last dollar that there is no social distancing being observed there.
We can only pray that Covid-19 will not find its way into this brothel but only time will tell.
In the meantime, Blabber will keep watching!