Forewarned is forearmed!

WHAT is this that we hear about the death of a female political figure who was popular in and outside the realms of her political party.

Blabber is not exactly the one to delve into politics of the day, but Yours Truly cannot afford to ignore anyone’s shenanigans, especially those who have a weakness for sweetness.

After all, Blabber is on a mission to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the death of this ‘generous’ female politician has left many men weeping.

She was indeed very generous.

Given her beautiful looks, punctuated by the most sought after bottle shape, many senior party members feasted on her.

Even the deputy president of her political party once swam in those troubled waters.

lt is said that is why the deputy president of the said party smuggled her into the national executive.

As if that was not enough, at one point our dear tall and dark brother who was elected to serve in that organisation which deals with service delivery also personalised her.

He even went on to reward her for her services in bed with a job within the organisation he was serving. Blabber is reliably informed that all those around him are now worried about his health following the death of the female politician. But with the way he loves chasing after women, Blabber is convinced it won’t be long before he hops into the next warm bed.

Dear ladies, being forewarned is being forearmed!

My late grandma would always say “those with ears have heard”. Just like these politicians who are busy satisfying their sexual appetite while we look up to them for better service delivery, the same is obtaining at that organisation that is mandated with transporting the commuting public. Blabber is reliably informed that at night, parked coaches have suddenly become love nests for employees. Given that the handover of daily collections is going on at a snail’s pace, some employees are leaving the workplace in the wee hours of the night.

Some of the men and women working for this company are therefore beating the boredom by having quick sessions in their “offices”. Blabber will certainly follow up on this and if need be provide images and audios for you dear reader. Watch this space!