Billy goat
Corporate beard;
Feral facial look,
Unruly even at peers!
Patriarchal authoritative to the establishment, Bulldozing staffers and pointing with the chin. Conservatively symmetrical,
Manly and bully,
To scare into submission!
Once summoned to the office,
You can’t stop gazing at the gold flocks!
Stubble;
Rugged edge over,
Provocatively brittle, spiky and tawny ugly stubble! Stubborn and unruly,
Territorial in nature
Jealous, aggressive individuals who are Preened narcissists!
Naturally egoistic,
Always about themselves
Five o’clock shadow,
Grizzled dark-forked mane designed to impress with self-accomplishments!
Sometimes fiercely tangled brush, Remarkably auburn grey in older men!
The beardstache;
Unkempt wedge-shaped shaggy hybrid,
Kept with a stubborn pride as if it were blue- chip stock!
Scant-silky-silly fair,
And grizzled short,
A sight never to forget!
Flaxen benignant grey,
Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible a bastion of masculinity-
The mowser at it with pristine stubble!
The full beard;
Daddy of beards,
No nonsense look
Can’t be bothered to shave, Straight-up beard! Colourlessly unkempt rough wire brush! Ratty two- day hideous farce,
Like corn seedlings breaking the ground! Unkempt citadel of rugged manliness! Jarred Leto,
Who plays ‘Jesus’
A caricature of this free growth beard! Au naturel, a real scorcher for damsels!
The Van Dyke;
Colonel Sanders the ancestor,
To whip chickens into submission! Johnny Depp,
The contemporary scholar of the KFC chain, To enthrall damsels on the pirate ship! A goatee combo,
For the less than hirsute gentleman,
The glabrous Man!
Grey grizzly sooty,
Smoke and spices up in the strands,
To smite the diners
The full goatee;
Classical look,
Textbook style for midlife crisis! A patch on the chin,
As if to just prove manliness! Classical men adore it, Trimmed just right to vaporise lasses Johnson, the Rock,
An epitome of Billy the Goat!
The bandholz;
Big bushy lumberjack,
Raw, primal, caveman Masculinity!
Entirely unshaven and unattractive, A remnant of the Victorian eraNorse mythology bequethment!
The balbo;
Chin strip,
Unfamiliar skimpy,
And stingy exotic affair! Speckled with silver strands, To mesmerise prey!
Pierce Brosman,
A stronghold of the knockout look! Full length,
Detached moustache