Description

Ever wonder how contemporary singing divas protect their voice boxes? Well, wonder no more! In the satirical short story, "How to Become a Bodyguard for Celine Dion's Larynx" by Kathleen Gerard, an over-achieving nine-year-old unknowingly embarks on an unlikely career path en route to working for Celine Dion, the popular singing sensation. You'll laugh and you'll cry as the narrator of the story, a gifted child with a MENSA I.Q., navigates through a journey of a lifetime. This short story is a clever, comedic read for adults and teenagers, who just might learn a thing or two about how the heartbreak of youth can become a gateway into living an unimaginable future!

About the author(s)

Kathleen Gerard grew up in the same town where Mary Higgins Clark raised her family—before she became “Queen of the Suspense Novel.” The intrigue of having a best-selling author living a few blocks away piqued Kathleen’s interest in writing fiction—Mary Higgins Clark actually named a character for Kathleen in her novel, AS TIME GOES BY. Kathleen credits her love of storytelling to her mother, a reading teacher specialist with the “gift of gab,” and her love of writing to her older sister, Patricia, who always had an insatiable reading habit and kept a journal (under lock and key!) that kept Kathleen chronically curious. Kathleen writes across genres. Her stories, essays, stage plays, and novels are serio-comic—and often spun from the absurdities of life. Kathleen is the author of three novels: IN TRANSIT, COLD COMFORT and THE THING IS. To learn more about Kathleen, visit: www.kathleengerard.blogspot.com