PORSCHE CAYENNE

The Flying Pig has been doing some miles recently and it wasn’t until my daughter came along for a ride that she complained bitterly about the windscreen wipers. On reflection, they did squeal like a pig being run over by a cement mixer.

She did the decent thing and ordered a fresh set. She insisted on Bosch items rather than a cheap brand and she may well be right at £28, with a trade discount. The old ones looked fine but must have been old and stiff. I must say, compared with some wipers, these were a doddle to fit. Unclip. Clip on. Done.