Fiat 500L £8000

This overinflated 500 is in rangetopping Trekking trim with automatic lights, cruise control and a 5.0in infotainment screen, but it’s fitted with a 94bhp 1.4-litre engine – the smallest one available – so will take a ponderous 13.2sec to get up to 62mph. It also lacks any of the charm of the proper 500.