Daily Mirror - 2017-08-28

• ALZHEIMER’S VICTIMS AGED 6 & 10
• 50 hurt in toxic cloud terror
• GIVE THUGS HARD TIME
• Simulated attack shows that MPs are ‘sitting ducks’
• How I destroyed 2 Nazi tanks & 2 subs ... by 4ft 11in ‘Titch’
• I wish my mum could see me as I am now... she’d be so very proud
• No kids in my cafe but dogs are welcome
• Quizword & Crossword
• Two-speed coffeebrea­k
• JUSTIN TOPER STARS &TOONS
• Do not get stung by wasp nest quackery
• Jellyfish and other sea creature stings
• I don’t know if I should go to Dad’s wedding...
• MUM IS TAKING OVER OUR LIVES
• I SLEPT WITH HIM, NOW HE IGNORES ME
• Football should be made to pay
• LEW’S PHEW AFTER STEW
• RED ROSES WILT UNDER KIWI BLITZ
• EASY MONEY IN SIN CITY
• All bets are off for high roller Floyd
• Root out to seize on drop of luck
• BLUES CRUISE
• A lazy, arrogant, broken team with no ideas and no hope... and Wenger, YOU’RE TO BLAME
• A cool dude but cold-hearted like an assassin
• SPARKY, THE LAWN MOANER MAN, CUTS UP ROUGH
• BIG SAM TEAM.. TIKI-TAKA BOSS
• MASON TAKES JUST 31 SECS TO NAIL GOAL

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