Metro (UK) - 2024-05-10

• Jams and cream... invite for Tony after missing Palace garden party
• Carrying on as MP just too taxing... Zahawi becomes 65th Tory to quit
• Still olding down a job at 98... Ivor, the office party animal
• I thought I was going to die as I used teddy bears to fight off sword attack
• DEMOCRACY IS MORE THAN A VOTE PLUS FACING THE LOUD MUSIC
• Teens expelled after ‘blackface’ mix-up get $1m
• Stormy sticks by account of sex with Trump
• One of the most important things to do about coping with suicide is to get used to talking about it
• Minority Report
• APES OF WRATH RETURN BUT THE SERKIS SHOULD BE BACK IN TOWN
• METROSCOPE
• TOFFEES BOSS STILL WARY OF THE ‘EVER-MOVING GOALPOSTS’
• MANCHESTER UNITED V ARSENAL SUNDAY, 4.30PM, SKY SPORTS MAIN EVENT

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