The Daily Telegraph - 2016-05-13

• ‘The gap between the official migrant figure and the truth is as wide as the Grand Canyon. We are owed an apology’
• Scandal of the PPI claims sharks
• ‘I want to lose weight and still eat cake’
• BBC told to axe long-running daytime shows
• Every little helps as Queen wins Tesco voucher
• Patients giving up on the 111 NHS help line
• Cameron: Britain should keep giving aid money to corrupt countries
• Watchdog rejects claim that brothel keeper’s case was dropped over threats to expose Heath
• Charles: The ill need patience not antibiotic­s
• Boris fury at Vote Leave threat to oust Cameron
• Eastern European benefit claimants double in 5 years
• Trafficker­s stockpilin­g firearms
• How the statistics are gathered, and why they do not add up
• Fraser Nelson:
• Floating processing centres for migrants
• Leicester player too famous for community service
• Pc attacked man who yelled: ‘Run, Forrest’
• Needham detective recalled over drinking
• Jury throws out ‘wrong man’ rape case
• Labour befuddled as Beeb mauling fails to materialis­e
• Tony Hall:
• Your train will be delayed again: rail punctualit­y falls to worst in a decade
• A new chapter as sales of print books recover
• Learners must respect older drivers before they take the test
• Bryson wades into storm over beach huts
• BT resists legal right to speedy internet for all
• Supreme Court rules Iraqis have left it too late to sue MoD over ‘abuses’
• Aid blocked as Assad shells starving suburb
• British Everest climb offers boost for Nepal
• Ukraine tracks down £12m artwork haul
• Trump told to reveal his tax returns or face disqualifi­cation
• Rousseff accuses senators who suspended her of launching a coup
• Norwegians ban ‘body beautiful’ adverts from streets
• House burns down as a little light weeding goes wrong
• We can’t keep ignoring the issue of boys who fail to achieve
• This referendum has paralysed Parliament
• Join the debate, Prime Minister
• Cameron’s cowardice over EU television debates is an insult to voters
• Families don’t do enough for elderly relatives
• Balance at the BBC
• Fight for Illustriou­s
• Where do you stand on shoegate?
• The understudy in the spotlight
• British designers keeping it in the family
• The pair of buttocks that could win the Turner Prize
• If the Queen can’t keep mum, what hope for Charles?
• Help! Our pet fish are now behaving like rabbits
• First, the Boomerang Kids – then the Doomerangs
• MAN F RI DAY HOW TO DRESS F OR A NOT S O GREAT BRITISH S UMMER
• NO MERE STAND-I N BUT A SIMPLY RADIANT, KNOCK- OUT SENSATION I N HER OWN RIGHT
• Hard not to be grabbed by this wish-fulfilment thriller
• Loach back on fearsomely complex terrain
• A beguiling return to the Eighties
• Ninety avian minutes that mysterious­ly fly by
• Cherishabl­e chance to hear an oddity
• Sally Brampton
• Tony Cozier
• Major Eric Garbutt
• These hoodies didn’t want to be hugged by Grayson
• Film choice

The Daily Telegraph - 2016-05-12

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