The Mail on Sunday - 2014-03-16

• DOOMED AIRLINER PILOT WAS POLITICAL FANATIC
• Osborne: Middle classes like 40% tax rate
• BBC bans star singing about Jesus
• Mansion tax ‘could trigger huge crash in property prices’
• Flood victims to get £140m lifeline
• Schools ban boys from rugby... for being too big
• Praise for the Queen as she casts protocol aside to say the poor need help
• Get real, Lord Lawson. It’s low-paid who need our help
• I gouged hijacker’s eye and saved 398
• From terrorists to Tintin... the worldwide conspiracy theories
• I was seduced by Scarlett Johansson disguised as an alien
• Taken for a ride
• Mystery over Commons ‘Mr Fit’... and his 204-mile cycling round trip
• So,Tony and Wendi– what DID Rupert say that wiped the smiles fromyour faces?
• ‘Tipsy’ Gove launches an Exocet against Boris as £100-a-bottle wine flows
• Father loses legs and an arm to ‘cold’ that was f lesh-eating bug
• Now Chief Coroner is apologist...whowanted Exposed as paedophile age of consent to be 14
• High Court judge withdraws from cases after MoS reveals PIE links
• Meat from cattle slaughtere­d in ‘cruel’ kosher ceremony is in your high street burger
• George Michael: Why I haven’t touched drugs in 18 months
• Nigel Farage is a bullying, hypocritic­al, preening show pony
• Protests back breastfeed­ing mother branded ‘a tramp’
• Chez Harry? No, Cressida sets up home in Shey Boo * *
• Is this proof Russia Is about to invade?
• I watch exoduson eve of a referendum that has only one answer
• Gangsters and gag-free comedy – yours for just £80
• Why I will lead the Tory fight against Vince Cable’s mansion tax.
• 40p tax hits YOUR voters, Mr Osborne
• Why our grandchild­ren will say we were as evil as slave-owners
• Sorrow and a fake ‘drugs war’
• Teachers’ rants at mother who hit out at four-letter words in lessons
• Smile if a man calls you bossy – it means he’s afraid of you
• She was 60... I was 23. We had the best sex I’d ever had.
• Army hero: I misled public over the REAL reason why my soldiers killed in action
• A £250k Constable? Sorry, Fiona, those boats hadn’t been invented
• Yes, the sun’s out... but this Budget is predicting storms
• They’re the guilest TV.. but ordered Duty hit? suspects on which one the Line of
• The iconic kissing sailor dies aged 86
• Why M&S is the pick of the bunch for Mother’s Day flowers that last
• ...and why, if you’re giving Mum a ring, you might want to avoid Vodafone
• Fury at school plan to force teenage boys and girls to share toilets
• Do these two images of Cindy Crawford – taken 20 years apart – prove that Botox DOES work?
• LIFE ON PLANET TILDA
• Flood’s not covered...your insurance is from Iceland
• ‘Cruel’ Marlene and the lesbian nanny who raped her daughter – by her grandson
• Couple’s hope of baby lies in ruins as IVF clinic destroys their embryos
• Box-ticking bureaucrat­s are crippling the NHS... we must give life or death decisions back to doctors
• Superdrug ‘fuels binge drinking’ by selling cheap alcopops next to beauty products
• THE BONFIRE OF INSANITY
• Anger as charities sell off rescue cats at pet superstore­s
• I have made my wife be a stay-at-home mum... because my Rolling Stone parents were such hell-raisers
• Dash it, Carson! We went from Downton to a disaster movie
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• BARE BONES
• SIR LANCELOT’S CRYPTIC CLUES
• So long, Brucie. It’s Strictly family time now
• All aboard for a show that floats your boat
• After trying the doughnuts, ich bin ein Berliner, too!
• Why Tunisia’s St Tropez has an Arab Spring back in its step
• Pulling into the US... the Rockies railroad
• It’s a wild ride, cowboys
• Plan now for cracking fun this Easter
• The ‘wrinkle fillers’ that can cause brain damage
• Eye ointment that can spare your blushes
• I’d gladly take a smoker’s lungs and risk cancer – to end the hell of life on the waiting list
• Beware the hidden peril in the park
• Print your own bones!
• Magwitch Manor
• VERY tasteful VEG
• Co-op calls in private eyes to probe boardroom leaks
• U-turn on late drinking ban for World Cup
• CBI chief warns: This Budget is make or break
• Morrisons declares war...but faces rout
• Argue later but pay NOW says taxman
• Households win reprieve from fuel price rise
• Software firm a picture of health as patients’ files go on computer
• Booming property market fuels 20% profits leap at Savills
• Thanks a bunch! Banana share tip rises 45%
• We won’t be wasting a fortune on electric cars
• Cash – or shares? Dig out the best Isa deals
• We’re saving for our little tiger
• Dear George, here are five Budget wishes
• Make the most of this £100bn dividend flood
• We paid £2,000 to ‘law firm’ over our home – then silence
• The big firms that treat you fairly – and ones you may want to avoid
• Be a bombshell ... on a budget!
• Enjoy life in the fast lane by hiring an E-type
• Big Brother in my car saves me cash
• Black boxes: The six key questions
• ‘Second steppers’ get a leg-up on the ladder as first home prices soar
• Tax break plea on health cover
• Scorching 60% leap for fund as sun rises at last in Japan
• Kate’s holiday is good for her – and George
• UKIP gives extremists the boot
• IT’S AGONISING FOR ENGLAND
• Furious Hart loses his head as Kompany sees red
• SIX NATIONS SPECIAL
• Hart and Kompany risk ban backlash from FA
• WENGER at 1000
• WARNING FOR ENGLAND
• Five lessons for Lancaster
• IRELAND LEGEND O’DRISCOLL BOWS OUT AS A SIX NATIONS CHAMPION
• Wales sign off with a record win over Scots
• Brown shows that he’s ready to face the best in the world
• AGONY FOR MOURINHO AS NINE-MAN CHELSEA ARE BEATEN AT VILLA PARK
• Coleman proves his added value
• We don’t measure ourselves by United any more … we’re looking up, not down
• No time for soft soap, United pair must work harder
• England hopefuls can still go to Brazil, says Lewington
• I got my team selection all wrong, admits Allardyce
• Hodgson sees both sides of Saints’ England prospects
• Ox feels the burden as senior Arsenal players seek trophy
• WENGER by numbers
• Mulumbu’s late strike makes Mel the winner
• Poyet’s running out of ‘cup finals’ for Sunderland survival
• Joy for Magath and Fulham but Pardew misses the fun
• Redemption for Russell who ‘took over the world’
• Froch and Groves clash in angry Twitter storm
• Football killed my Jeff and I want answers
• Todt backs F1 green revolution
• We have been kissed on the backside by an angel!
• DYCHE COURAGE
• Now Pearson can begin to believe
• The sacking of a decent man exposes football’s silent scandal
• Taking bravery into another dimension…

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