The Mail on Sunday - 2022-04-24

• GET BACK TO OFFICE -- OR FACE THE SACK
• Three Cabinet Ministers dragged into Commons sex investigat­ion
• Downton’s Lady Mary in double denim? Well, it was good enough for ‘the Queen’!
• Wives whose snoring is as loud as a Hoover
• But beware, it’s a disaster for men
• Great British Rail Fail
• BOSSES BLAME QUEEN FOR BANK HOLIDAY CHAOS
• Macron on course for poll victory
• Stone the crows! Tories accuse Rayner of Basic Instinct ploy to distract Boris
• UK to axe ‘insane’ EU mower insurance
• After that slap Will f lies to India to meet a peace guru
• Not a good time to renew a passport
• Mandarins told: Use your office or lose it
• The only place to f ine-tune Whitehall’s Rolls-Royce is in the off ice
• PM facing ‘£10k fine’
• Why did Peston put Johnson ‘behind bars’?
• Boris ‘plots early General Election to see off his rivals’
• Dating your co-star, Vanessa? Well, it certainly wouldn’t be the first time...
• Q’s marriage breakdown blamed on work pressures
• Javid’s HRT tsar to fight shortage
• FIX THE HRT CRISIS
• ‘Down to my last sachet – and next week is too late’
• ‘Davina effect’ smashed the menopause taboo
• If men had this problem, they would have called in the Army by now...
• It’s not just women who suffer, it’s their entire families too
• How scores of girls returned to top school after lockdown and said: We’re now trans
• Probe into child NHS hormone treatment
• ‘Child abuse’ row over genital-tucking briefs that f it four-year-olds
• Will Kate turn back to McQueen designer?
• Harry: Invictus Games have saved veterans from suicide
• George has ‘trial day’at new school
• Baby among dead in blitz on Odessa
• France and Germany sold arms to Putin
• Thousands head home despite bombing risk
• ‘I want to see sun’: Children trapped under steelworks plead for their lives
• I wasn’t sure if I could kill a Russian soldier at the start... but now I wouldn’t hesitate
• Speedo dumps top swimmer after show of support for Putin
• First Mail Force food boxes reach Ukraine
• Your donations help Diana charity clear cluster bombs and mines from farms
• Why boys have it tougher growing up – by Sophie Ellis-Bextor (who has five of them)
• Threat of £18m fines to protect whistleblo­wers
• Cashless parking ‘is forcing elderly out of our towns’
• And to Kate Winslet and my grandson, I leave a £50,000 beach hut, says Branson’s mother
• Woke row forces Disney into ‘new civil war’ in US
• Palace staff told not to tell colleague ‘You look so young’
• Now tech f irms rip apart new washing machines for their computer chips
• Proof global shortages are turning economy upside down
• Pippa father-in-law in fresh rape claim quiz
• Bridgerton’s Simone in £1,650 bovver boots... is she auditionin­g to be the next Pinball Wizard?
• My desk is a disaster zone – but at least it’s all mine
• Hopkins becomes oldest UK actor in a lead movie role – as the ‘British Schindler’
• Trip to bank that will now mean a £140 return f light
• Did you ever need an arts graduate in a hurry? So why so many universiti­es?
• Where is the peace effort?
• The one war we DO need
• Political ambitions that hide true scandals
• Why I am gripped by this eternal tale of love turned sour
• Sharon’s so right about M&S
• Mummy’s boy... but not for long
• QUOTES of the week
• Revealed: The Sunaks’ £6.6m bolthole away from Downing Street
• My frosty encounter with the woman at heart of Wagatha Christie court clash
• Killjoys clip Annabel’s wings with a crackdown on floral fun
• A let-off for Liam’s lad
• Now it’s Leo’s time to party!
• Luna spells it out
• Cleese’s Palace date
• Why I’m feeling broody as I turn 40, by Elisabeth Moss
• Wessexes hit by ‘pay the price of slavery’ protests
• SOPHIE BLOOMS:
• A TURTLEY TERRIFIC GIFT? HMMM...
• THE WILD WORLD of RONNIE the RONETTE
• Boris is right – the Archbishop WAS far softer on Putin than he’s been on the Rwanda plan
• 3 stabbed in knife rampage
• My husband saved our baby son in maternity unit, says MP
• Rishi is no tax-cutting Nigel, booms Maggie’s Sir Bernard
• Bercow’s in the frame...
• In hot water... luxury bath firm whose ‘top designer’was an actor
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS... TODAY!
• INVESTIGAT­ION By TALI FRASER EXPOSED: High Street cowboys turning e-scooters into 40mph death traps
• Nadine blames her mix-up on dyslexia
• Ozzy draws up plans for ‘rehab wing’ at mansion
• HOW THE ‘HACKING’ IS DONE
• Experts force firm to cut back UK’s first large cannabis trial
• Everyone’s talking about... The new black
• Should YOU shell out and go private to beat the NHS waiting list crisis?
• A VIRTUAL GP WHEN YOU LIKE, BUT IT’LL COST YOU £40
• ‘I SPENT £12,000 ON A NEW KNEE’
• ‘MY SAVINGS GOT ME BACK IN THE SWING’
• WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG?
• Want to save on health cover? Let your insurer choose your surgeon
• WE GOT £20,000 CANCER DRUG PAID FOR… AND 4 EXTRA YEARS
• YOUR AMAZING BODY
• £179 kit to ‘boost benefits of skin creams’
• WEIRD SCIENCE The man who injected his own urine
• Is it safe for GP to stop me taking the Pill after 36 years?
• Don’t ignore a lung scan letter
• BEWARE SHARKS OFFERING TO GET YOU CASH FOR CARE
• All-star fund that runs with its winners...
• Burritos chain that can spice up your investment­s
• Now grow your portfolio with potash that’s NOT from Russia
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• BACK ON THE BRIGHTON BEAT
• If I was Anne, I’d have drilled a hole (or two!) in that canoe
• TVON DEMAND
• PICK OF THE WEEK
• Disco diva Dua lays on the glamour
• Nic shows he’s game for a laugh
• ROBERT GORE-LANGTON
• The Queen’s favourite quiz. Harry’s fights at Eton. Andrew as Dirty Den. This royal soap will run and run...
• THE BEST NEW FICTION
• DONNE ROAMIN’: POET, LOVER AND PREACHER
• Burn: A Story Of Fire, Woods And Healing
• Live Premiershi­p Rugby Union
• Athena Kugblenu: Magnifying Class
• True Grit (2010) ITV4, 9pm
• Falklands: Island Of Secrets
• Live Super Sunday
• Gentleman Jack BBC1, 9pm
• Our Changing Planet
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• SUPER SUDOKU NO 981
• CODE CRACKER
• BARE BONES
• BRAIN TRAIN
• BATTLESHIP­S
• QUICK CROSSWORD
• BULL’S EYE
• LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS
• SIR LANCELOT’S CRYPTIC CLUES
• THE PAGE’S QUICK CLUES
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• Imagine...
• Georgy Girl
• Don’t Log Off Radio 4, 11.30am
• Inside The Metaverse: Are You Safe? Dispatches
• Long Lost Family Special: Shipped To Australia
• Bling Ring: Hollywood Heist
• DOCUMENTAR­Y Navalny BBC2, 9pm
• DNA Journey
• Mary Portas: On Style
• Pompeii: Sin City
• Noughts + Crosses
• Live Uefa Champions League
• Life After Life
• The Old Man & The Gun
• The Great British Sewing Bee
• Calm With Horses
• Lady Killers With Lucy Worsley
• Great British History Hunters
• Tan France: Beauty And The Bleach
• Searching For Michael Jackson’s Zoo With Ross Kemp
• Interior Design Masters With Alan Carr
• Rebuilding Notre Dame: The Next Chapter
• What’s Left Of Kerouac?
• Homes For Ukraine: Welcome To Britain? Tonight
• Rob & Romesh vs Strongman
• Julia Bradbury: Breast Cancer And Me ITV, 9pm
• Live Uefa Europa League
• Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House
• Here We Go
• Sounds Of The 80s With Gary Davies
• Lighthouse­s: Building The Impossible
• Richard Hammond’s Crazy Contraptio­ns
• Expedition Rhino: The Search For The Last Northern White
• Cape Fear (1991) BBC1, 10.40pm
• Devon And Cornwall: Fishing Lives
• Zadie Smith With The BBC Symphony Orchestra
• Live Premiershi­p Rugby Union
• Live Premier League
• Queen: A Rock History – Part 1 Channel 5, 9.15pm
• By The Grace Of God
• Is bloodbath for bonds a signal to sell ... or find a cheap deal?
• Dodge airport chaos with a no-fly cruise
• Glampster GRANNY
• Explore the RHS’s newest garden with Tom Stuart-Smith
• MEET OUR SPECIAL GUEST
• WHAT’S INCLUDED
• The top retreats for good sports
• Downton’s dog-loving neighbour
• You can’t BEET this!
• FIVE BRILLIANT BEETROOT
• GARDEN GURU
• Win health insurance cover for a year
• TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
• Oil giants braced for £24 billion Russian hit
• JD Sports enters race to snap up Missguided
• Netflix has joined real world
• Chinese oil group could quit Ineos Scottish refinery
• British Gas hits out at fiasco over bust firms
• Hut Group’s boss loaned millions by local council
• Call to keep Shetland windfarm jobs in UK
• CO2 firm threatens to pull plug... after taxpayer bailout
• TWO MORE BONUS SINNERS...AND A SAINT
• British Airways profit forecast is slashed in HALF after Easter chaos
• Is Ted Baker set to go all Authentic with new bid?
• Glencore faces investor revolt over coal
• Rate rises ‘unlikely to halt inflation’
• Shippers in £25bn digital revolution
• RISHI KHOSLA, 46: MAVERICK
• It’s like shopliftin­g – I fill my bag with groceries and walk out without paying. If this is the future of the high street... then count me out!
• HOW IT WORKS (WITHOUT YOU KNOWING WHAT YOU SPENT)
• The next big thing on the high street? Amazon Bank
• Plea for more finance lessons as debt crisis worsens
• For bees and pigs, ask the neighbours first
• MY HENS LAY FOUR EGGS A DAY
• Crack rising egg prices and save £300 a year . . . by keeping chickens
• I spend £150 a week on my hair so I never have to wash it myself
• Savers can earn 33 times more interest by switching accounts
• Power of attorney from law firm that no longer exists
• WE’RE WATCHING YOU
• Why did refund go to US account?
• Trust firm’s fate leaves thousands in the dark
• SO WHAT DO THE KEY PLAYERS HAVE TO SAY?
• At 74, I’d want police to call me Madam, not You!
• Power of positivity in fighting cancer
• Stem this tide of cultural vandalism
• Unwanted Sussex circus
• Civil unrest
• PM must pay for Partygate
• Forgotten mothers
• PRIZE LETTER
• Demolish the housebuild­ing strategy
• Nicholls is in good nick for record haul
• Magic Ronnie makes history
• RUGBY LEAGUE:
• LEAGUE TWO
• LEAGUE ONE
• Already the heartbeat of the team, Stokes is made for the ultimate job
• Anderson steps up Test bid with first wicket of campaign
• Home comforts for battling Djokovic
• Matson’s ‘fantastic day’ as Quins bounce back
• Roses ticket record
• Vermeulen: We love to be underdog
• Hayward gets Saints ‘out of jail’
• We’re not in the title race
• Russia has done things that aren’t human. Wimbledon are right
• THE PUNCH OF A LIFETIME!
• Is this surprise Open attempt a publicity move from Norman?
• JEFF POWELL’S RINGSIDE VERDICT
• RICHEST TOUR IN HISTORY
• Stand-in Ince’s joy at rescue
• Forest on fire as Posh crash out
• Despite all the suspicion, resentment and jealousy, City won’t be complete until they do rule in Europe
• Saudi’s sportswash­ing is truly cynical
• Villarreal, a club of rejects, want respect from Liverpool
• This will be an outstandin­g season even if we don’t win another trophy
• It’s nonsense to say relegation would be good for Everton
• Allan: Boys from Brazil will not be friends on derby day
• ‘Nou Camp’s greatest No10!’
• I was in so much pain my wife had to help me out of bed
• Marsch is seeing Yorkshire sights to connect with Leeds
• THAT’S HOWE TO DO IT
• Crawley boss suspended for ‘racist’ slur at players
• INTER MILAN
• Smokin’ Joelinton is really worth the wait
• TOOTHLESS TOTTENHAM
• Fans delay game as Oldham drop out of Football League
• Gift of the drab for Gerrard
• Villa relief after crash
• ERIKSEN SHINES ON EMOTIONAL RETURN
• UPS AND DOWNS: HOW THEY STAND
• Four-goal hero Gabriel ‘has energy like Stoichkov’, purrs Pep
• KEEP THE FAITH, JESUS
• Chelsea sale hit by fears over stadium
• Rudiger decides to leave on free
• Ten Hag: I’ll make egos fall into line
• Early starts will be part of plan to revive sleeping giant
• DAMNED UNITED
• IS ITA GOOD IDEA TO GO DUTCH?
• GOOD LUCK WITH THIS LOT, ERIK!
• Arteta: Arsenal spirit gives us top-four edge
• TOTALLY ROTTEN
• And now City bid to beat Reds to Rice

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