Su­per­mar­ket Swap

The People's Friend Special - - REAL LIFE -

I like to think I’m tol­er­ant,

That calm’s my mid­dle name,

But one thing makes me hop­ping mad And drives me quite in­sane.

It’s su­per­mar­kets chang­ing things

From one place to an­other,

So we are forced to search and search – It causes so much bother!

I’m happy know­ing where to find The things I want to buy,

And with my trusty list in hand, Well, I can fairly fly!

But it’s not there! It should be there! Right here upon this shelf!

OK, re­lax, take nice deep breaths, You must just calm your­self!

Eileen Hay.

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