IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MENOPAUSE...

IF I hear one more celebrity whingeing on about the misery of going through the menopause – or the moanapause, as I shall henceforth call it – I shall scream.

Yes, it’s a pain, yes the symptoms are unpleasant and uncomfortable, but the idea that it’s all that defines women my age is not only patronising, it’s plain wrong.

Can we please talk about something else?