FIJI SUN | SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2020 | FIJISUN.COM.FJ weather / tv guides Jokes JUST FOR LAUGHS A PESSIMIST AND AN OPTIMIST There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist. First, the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room filled with toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears. “What’s the matter?” the psychiatrist asked. “Don’t you want to play with any of the toys?” “Yes,” the little boy bawled, “but if I did I’d only break them.” Next, the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his out look, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist climbed to the top of the pile, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands. CHANNEL 2 MAI TV FBC TV “What are you doing?” the baffled psychiatrist asked. The little boy replied, “With all this manure, there must be a pony in here somewhere!” (This was reportedly President Ronald Reagan’s favourite joke!) Source: Readers Digest 22 entertainment guide FIJI ONE FBC TV FBC TV 5:00am Athletics Documentary Born To Run - The Kenyan Secrets 6:00am Pherrus 2020 Melanesian Cup - KaiViti Silktails vs Hela Wigmen 7:30am NZ Park Skating National Championship 11:00am Archery - Lockdown Knockout 1 May Highlights 12:00pm Blancpain GT World Challenge America – R1 Cota – Highlights 1:00pm Friday Night Boxing - Ep 4 ® 2:00pm 2019 Rugby League - Fiji Residents vs Tonga Residents Match 2 3:30pm 2019 Skipper Cup - Womens - Nadi vs Rewa 5:00pm FNRL - S/Final - Army Bears vs Police Sharks 6:30pm ASO - ROC DAZUR 2019 Highlights 7:00pm ASO - 2020 Santos Tour Down Under Highlights 8:00pm 2020 NRL - Week 6 Raiders vs Sea Eagles – Delayed 10:00pm 2019 Prime Ministers XIII - Womens - Fiji vs Australia 7:00 Praise 8:00 Bill Newman Church Ministry 8:30 Universal Church 9:00 Catholic Church Live 10:00 Calvary Temple 11:00 In Touch Ministries 12:00 All Nations Sermon 13:00 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV 13:30 Eats & Treats ® 14:00 Na Veisau Ni Draki ® 14:30 2020 Seire A - Hellas Verona vs Cagliari (Delayed) 16:30 Extra Time ® 17:00 Sporting Legends ® 17:30 Dollars & Sense ® 18:00 Fiji One News (Live) 18:30 Close Up 19:00 Back In Time 19:30 Tagata Pasifika 20:00 Doctor, Doctor 21:00 2020 Serie A - Torino vs Parma ® 23:00 WWE Smackdown 0:00 Fiji One News ® 2:00am Aljazeera 6:00am Just Kids ® 7:30am Documentary 9:00am Devon Ke Dev Mahadev 10:00am RF2 Classic Hour 11:00am Mera Naseeb (PG) – Replay 1:00pm 2020 NRL – Panthers vs Storm – Replay 2:30pm Hindi Drama Series ® 4:30pm Back In Time (R) 5:00pm Documentary 6:00pm Fijian Made 6:30pm Cucurui 6:55pm Crime Stoppers 7:00pm FBC News 7:30pm 4 The Record 8:30pm Sunday Movie Madness – The Haunted Mansion (PG) 10:15pm Aljazeera 11:30 Praise 12:30 Rural Delievery 13:30 Te Ao 14:30 Na Veisau Ni Draki ® 15:00 Sporting Legends ® 15:30 Dollars and Sense ® 16:00 2020 Serie A - Hellas Verona vs Cagliari ® 18:00 TVNZ ONE News Live 19:00 2 News (Local) 19:30 Close Up 20:00 ABC News Weekend (LIVE) 20:30 Calvary Temple ® 21:30 All Nations Sermon ® 22:30 WWE SmackDown ® 11:30pm Reach Ministry 12:00pm “OCEI TALE BEKA mai lomalagi kei vuravura? O JISU G! “”WHO ELSE”” in heaven and earth? ONLY JESUS! 1-2pm Mai TV Special 2-4pm Lotu Kaburaki 4-4:30pm Arirang 4:30pm Pastor Chris teachings 5:00pm Grace Road’s “Time of Grace” 6:00pm Prime Time 6:30pm Transformed by Truth 7:00pm TV NZ NEWS (L) 8:00 -9.30am RESET SERIES 2 9:30pm Simpson @ 8 S2 ® 12:00am ABC Australia 6:00am Aljazeera 1:00pm Margdarshan 1:30pm Koyla 2:00pm ABC Australia: 5:30pm Documentary 6:00pm French Movie – La Consolation 8:00pm TV ONE News 9:00pm Country Calendar 9:30pm RURAL DELIVERY 10:00pm Documentary 10:30pm FBC NEWS 11:00pm Juke World
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