Ge­orge will fit in with the clowns

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AS ‘Gor­geous’ Ge­orge Gal­loway takes up his new Brad­ford West seat in the House of Com­mons, Room 101 is able to re­port that we are now of­fi­cially be­ing led by a bunch of f***ing clowns.

Gal­loway is the jour­ney­man politi­cian for whom no mi­nor­ity cause is too small.

In any case, you’d won­der how any­one could se­ri­ously stand up in the Mother of All Par­lia­ments af­ter mak­ing a com­plete and ut­ter arse of them­selves – in re­turn for a few quid – on na­tional TV.

Slip­ping into a skintight leo­tard and pre­tend­ing to lick milk out of Rula Lenska’s hand is not what I con­sider to be a fit­ting part of a politi­cian’s CV.

But then take a look at who he’s join­ing and it starts to make sense.

The Re­spect MP – as – will be on the same side of the cham­ber as tabloid news­pa­per-hater Chris Bryant, the for­mer vicar still brazen enough to show his shiny face in public de­spite be­ing pic­tured in his Y-fronts on the in­ter­net.

Hun­dreds of MPS of all par­ties hap­pily ripped off the pay­ing public for years with their dodgy ex­penses but only a hand­ful of the rob­bing bas­tards have seen a piti­fully small amount of jail time.

And it’s only a cou­ple of years since we waved a happy farewell to one­time wannabe Lib Dem leader Mark Oaten, who fa­mously paid for rent boys to play with him.

So while it is com­plete mad­ness that Ge­orge finds him­self once more on his way to the Palace of West­min­ster – this, a man who palled up to Sad­dam Hus­sein and em­braces West-hat­ing Is­lamic fun­da­men­tal­ists – the sad f***ing truth is, he’ll fit right in. TALK­ING of pasties, they were sell­ing them in the House of Com­mons can­teen last week.

That’s the same Com­mons can­teen that’s sub­sised by OUR tax – while the f***ers eat­ing them make US pay 20% more!

I “kitchen Maude chokes on one, the tof­fee-nosed c***.

pray Fran­cis sup­per”

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