George will fit in with the clowns
AS ‘Gorgeous’ George Galloway takes up his new Bradford West seat in the House of Commons, Room 101 is able to report that we are now officially being led by a bunch of f***ing clowns.
Galloway is the journeyman politician for whom no minority cause is too small.
In any case, you’d wonder how anyone could seriously stand up in the Mother of All Parliaments after making a complete and utter arse of themselves – in return for a few quid – on national TV.
Slipping into a skintight leotard and pretending to lick milk out of Rula Lenska’s hand is not what I consider to be a fitting part of a politician’s CV.
But then take a look at who he’s joining and it starts to make sense.
The Respect MP – as – will be on the same side of the chamber as tabloid newspaper-hater Chris Bryant, the former vicar still brazen enough to show his shiny face in public despite being pictured in his Y-fronts on the internet.
Hundreds of MPS of all parties happily ripped off the paying public for years with their dodgy expenses but only a handful of the robbing bastards have seen a pitifully small amount of jail time.
And it’s only a couple of years since we waved a happy farewell to onetime wannabe Lib Dem leader Mark Oaten, who famously paid for rent boys to play with him.
So while it is complete madness that George finds himself once more on his way to the Palace of Westminster – this, a man who palled up to Saddam Hussein and embraces West-hating Islamic fundamentalists – the sad f***ing truth is, he’ll fit right in. TALKING of pasties, they were selling them in the House of Commons canteen last week.
That’s the same Commons canteen that’s subsised by OUR tax – while the f***ers eating them make US pay 20% more!
I “kitchen Maude chokes on one, the toffee-nosed c***.