JUDGE BLASTS BURGLAR FOR COURT FART
CLEGG: YOU CAN TRUST US ON NET SNOOP LAWS
You’re a f***ing liar!
Teased student shoots seven
April chill bites back
Dangerous dogs ‘same as weapon’
GET CASH FOR YOUR STORIES…
Tulisa’s shock at mum-in-law’s tell-all book
The Voice Danny’s willy fan nightmare
TERROR AT GUNPOINT The moment international armed jewel gang threatened shop worker
Keep quiet row leads to punch up at theatre
OAP’S drunk car rampage
Priest shows gay porn at primary school
BOOZE SORRY NOW? Boffins say women suffer more from beer goggles
£50 ‘not enough’ at Sainsbury’s
Clothes firm ads too rude for watchdog
Landlady killing soldier cleared
LONG GONE SILVER
PHIL’S GONE POTTY! He shows TV host Christine his clay willy
See Veronika totally naked on your phone FREE! for
‘Demonised’ Denise’s hell over TV boob
Petrol thief in deep sh*t
Telly first as Welsh screen
SCHOOL MISS TELLS STUDENTS: LET’S MAKE A PORNO
Mum and her daughter get life for killing of bookmaker
Paris hates wandering hands fans
REDS DONE GOOD
Toned-bum Jennifer’s a nutcracker
Two more years of Big Brother
WHAT A LOT TO BREASTS!
Posh minder fiddled with her sex toys
Snake in attic a bit draught
DR WHO JENNA’S LESBO HELL!
Para jailed for kidnap and torture
Nothing dirty about Beckham
As Russian hitmen strike in London, we investigate LIFE IS CHEAP IN WILL GET SOMEONE KILLED...
The UK’S thriving murder-for-hire business BRITAIN – £2K
Kelly admits to bum fun with Keith
Dinos were swimmers, not walkers
TOPLESS! Don Draper’s new wife gets ‘em out
Marriage scam vicar gets jail
Supercomputer’s deep in thought
As Tulisa is accused of cashing in on her internet romp, does leaking a bonk vid lead to success? TALE OF THE TAPE KIM KARDASHIAN PARIS HILTON
Scissorhands must leave his blades at home
HOLLY KENT NAKED SPECIAL FERN GETS HER BRITS OUT!
Gun siege Facebook nut jailed
Lisa’s new boobs are love-lee
BENT BOOKIE GAVE PALS WINNING SLIPS
National Trust raver is rapped
Countdown Rachel confesses: I LOVE PENIS!
Sherrie’s undies in the post
Cheryl Cole’s new video proves she’s THE ARSE
Got it – but who else has... FACTOR!
Davina is sensitive about nip
I THREE WED
OAP’S lucky escape from blazing mobi
GET ALL THE NEW RELEASES FIRST AT
Did we April Fool you all?
You missed a bit!
‘Slag’ spray Miss jailed
BABY-EATING DEATH OWL ON LOOSE IN PORTSMOUTH!
Jason: I will always be a ‘pie-f***er’
HEY, IT’S JAC AND HER BOX! Holby City doctor strips NUDE
EXCLUSIVE IN THIS SUNDAY’S 6 TAKE ME OUT BABES TOPLESS
George will fit in with the clowns
Babes’ botox in bits bid to beat camel toe
TIP Boney in top five foes list
HANNAH MASSEY’S BATHROOM SECRET: ‘I LOVE TO FEEL SOAPY HANDS ON MY BODY’
Freddie: I woke up ‘deadie’!
It’s what you know, not who
Now good guys are the nutters
Olympic highlight already here
C’mon Lord Alan – feed losers to the pigs!
Fit meat packer is my sexy web porn snappa
Motorbike boss gives me miles better ride
DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?
‘It can be really kinky whipping a fella into shape!’
Connolly’s ‘horse sex’ shocker
‘Beer makes me a better driver’
You fellas love it rough!
I WANT TO FEEL THE FORCE IN ME!
BRITAIN’S NO.1 ASTROLOGER WRITES FOR YOUR STARS WITH JUSTIN TOPER
SCOUSE ABOUT THAT!
IT’LL NEVER LAST...
IT’S A RECORD
POWER GETS TURNED ON FOR A FIGHT
‘Exceptional’ Jimmy lends helping And
PAP IS SHEAR CLASS!
Woody hell, Fulham!
WARD AIMING FOR GREATEST ESCAPE
Wenger put faith in Dutch star to be hitman
DJ: I’m the man to rescue Rangers
Saints are Up for transfer
Clough plans a double deal
Ric bid to put on sixy show
It’s all Clear to Rodgers
BORO BACK BATES
Real Aguero bid is a Spain in the neck for Mancini
FORGOTTEN MAN WIL BATTLE ON
KOP FLOPS ARE A
There’s no ‘i’ in team – but there certainly is in Balotelli!
UPSTANDING BRITS? I WISH...
Deadly Dan is top man for Rooney
MOLE CAN’T SEE HIMSELF SITTING OUT
Boss Kean: I won’t let heads drop
Di Matteo wants repeat of famous comeback
Jer timing could not be better!
Rugby owner to make new bid
MJALL TO PLAY FOR
EMBARRASSED to be a Liverpool fan
Midweek Sport - 2012-03-28
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