I WANT TO FEEL THE FORCE IN ME!

I’M off to sunny Spain this week, folks, so I won’t be on Red Light Central.

I’ve got a house in Marbella so what I’m planning instead is lots of saucy webcam work on my Adultwork page.

If you would like to see me frolicking by the pool and sipping a cocktail or two under a palm tree, go to my webpage, www.adultwork.com/ linseydawnofficial I’VE got a fantasy to share with you. I want to shag a Star Wars stormtrooper!

It’s come after I did my memorabilia show at the NEC in Birmingham last week.

There was loads of mad stuff there, with people dressed as Daleks and the Stig, but what really did it for me was all the Star Wars characters there.

I really fancied the Stormtroopers. I think it’s the plastic box they have over their willies, it makes me think about what’s lurking behind it.

And it really gives my minge a twinge! They talk through microphones in this sexy American accent too and it didn’t half get me going.

There was a guy there dressed as Darth Vader as well, and I couldn’t resist asking his wife if she’d ever bonked him in his uniform.

She said she hadn’t as there was so much material to get through – by the time she got to his willy she wasn’t in the mood. I was very disappointed. So I’m thinking of getting my Mark a Stormtrooper outfit and having a bit of rumpy in it and get him to talk like one too. I reckon it’d be a right laugh! I LOVED Bourbon on

It’s great seeing a glamour girl on a show like that.

And Simon Cowell seemed to like her too. I don’t think she could win though. Imagine the Queen watching her!

Prince Phillip would like her though, and Prince Harry too!

Speaking of Royals, I love that Prince William flew by Easyjet the other day. Him and Kate really are in touch with the British people.

Not like Charles and Camilla. They should stand down and let Wills and Kate take over! I DON’T understand all the fuss about the government being able to read our e mails,

I really don’t care if they do. I’ve got nothing to hide. It’s always the case with these lefties moaning about people’s privacy being breached.

They said the same about ID cards. But I think with all the sickos, wife beaters, drug dealers and paedos we have now, they would be no bad thing.

If everyone who committed a crime had to carry a card saying what they had done the world would be a safer place.

It would act as a deterrent as people wouldn’t want the shame of what they had done being with them for life.

I’m happy for the government to go through my emails. Or the police. I’ve got nothing to hide.

In fact I reckon if the police came round and read my messages they would love it. There’d be plenty of truncheon twitching! IT’S really good to see Imogen Thomas getting a job on playing herself.

Us glamour models get a bad press so I’m glad she’s got a job on the show to show what we’re really like!