UPSTANDING BRITS? I WISH...

FOREIGNERS, eh? They come over here with their cheating, diving ways, conning refs and winning matches any way they can – by fair means or foul.

You wouldn’t get our boys doing that, would you? Our chest-beating British bulldogs wouldn’t dive in the box when it was easier to scor e, or pretend they’d been struck with an iron fist after a fresh-air headbutt from an opponent.

Stand up Andy Carr oll and James Per ch. Or rather, stay on your f***ing feet you pansies.