The Mail on Sunday - 2020-10-11

• HANCOCK’S TASTELESS COVID TEST JOKE IN BAR
• Boris’s one-night stand in Davos and a dust-up with George Osborne in a Chinese lift
• IT’S THE NEWSPAPER YOU LOVE . . . ON YOUR TABLET AND MOBILE PHONE
• Playing a pot-smoking marriage wrecker is easy, says Elaine Paige ... because I was one!
• Loving Emily’s clichéd Paris? Oui!
• Code-breakers to tackle web giants who threaten UK firms with ruin
• PM plans boost for UK shipbuildi­ng
• Booked a Christmas Ocado slot yet? Too late!
• Firms hire private eyes to spy on staff working from home
• Last chance for a Brexit deal, Boris tells Macron
• Baby girl is left brain- damaged after delivery by banned midwife
• Priti hits out over police race- hatred investigat­ion into Starkey interviewe­r
• I felt such dread. It’s an awful thing to be accused of
• SARAH VINE: WALLS CLOSING IN ON OUR FREEDOMS
• Unmasked Trump declares: I feel great
• Utterly surreal. It was like watching TV’s The Survivor
• SPECTRE OF A NEW AMERICAN CIVIL WAR:
• I’m the world’s most trolled woman, says Meghan in podcast on teen mental health
• ‘Come on, Margaret.’ Queen’s f irst broadcast is 80 years old
• Boris’s life hung in the balance. But another family row wasn’t far away...
• Grazia sacks its diversity champion for antisemiti­c Twitter rants
• Grieving mum- to-be told to face scan alone
• Well, if your name’s Lily and you played Lady Rose, you have to say it with f lowers!
• Portuguese please, say UK wine lovers
• FAKE NEWS 1 Whitty’s ‘dodgy dossier’ on virus spread in pubs
• Boris calls in the Covid vigilantes
• Will Santa Sunak let family groups of 12 join together over Christmas?
• STOP SCARING US INTO AN ECONOMIC ABYSS
• The eerie face of student life in 2020
• EXPOSED: East European crooks stealing millions in Covid handouts
• The scale of this fraud is eye- watering. I encounter shocking cases every hour of every day
• Dettol is forced to clean up Rule of Six advert blunder
• Poisonous sea of PPE that’s the new blight on our beaches
• Draconian measures spark fury in Madrid
• From long before the day princes were woke, William celebrates 900 years of this mighty oak
• REVEALED: How Liz Hurley healed her rift with Damian’s father months before he died
• Murdoch son in bizarre attack on dad’s empire
• Bake Off ’s Prue: Back UK farmers
• Trump’s threat to ban British farmed salmon in trade row over US chlorinate­d chicken
• 90% of meat in US ‘harbours E. coli’
• My vision of the future? A glam lunch in high heels!
• Hancock failures are no laughing matter
• The Cit y of London is dying on its feet. So why is its Labour Mayor piling on the pain?
• You’ve been eating sushi all wrong, says Nobu’s f irst female head chef
• If they do this at my funeral, I’ll be back to haunt them
• BBC spends more on Left-wing Guardian than any other paper
• The signal Rod’s booking a return home? He’s rebuilding his giant model railway in Essex
• The wife with 1,001 WAYS to KILL HER ENEMIES
• Arise, Lord Lebedev of Moscow!
• Priti Patel wants to deport homeless who break the law
• Why everyone’s talking about... Spiders
• Sequins? I need spandex, laughs Strictly’s Ranvir after putting on a stone in lockdown
• Is this the UK’s most luxurious lockdown?
• MP denounces ‘culture of silence’ over Army rapes
• QUOTES of the week
• Gay pupils comfort f ired school worker in trans ‘Nazi’ storm
• Let’s wake up and wipe out wokery!
• Flip - flopping Keir must find his spine – and f ight the lockdown lunacy
• Anger grows over ‘f iasco’ of BBC stars’ hidden pay
• Long-lost wedding photo that unlocked a high society tale of LUST, HEDONISM and violent DEATH
• Fail! 300 learner drivers got every question wrong
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS... TODAY!
• Every NON-COVID question you’re desperate to ask a doctor – but can’t
• Does Covid give you toe rash – or make you go deaf?
• Want last-minute sun? Cyprus is a shining example!
• Why wind farms could power up your profit level
• Now even happy people may need antidepres­sants
• Millions spent on ‘unreliable’ DIY Covid blood tests
• If you can do ten press-ups you’ll live longer I can barely manage one...
• ‘My puppet is every bit as revolting as my worst critics would have hoped’
• TV FILMS OF THE WEEK
• ... AND THE BEST RADIO
• HOW TO WATCH ON DEMAND TV
• Why is there such a buzz about..?
• Warm, deliciousl­y wry... Palin’s the master of TV travelogue­s
• WHO DO WE BRITISH REALLY THINK WE ARE?
• CRAIG BROWN MYSTERY
• A busy poltergeis­t, a bigamous aunt... and David Dimbleby!
• THE BUNKER LIES DEBUNKED
• TIM DE LISLE ALBUMS OF THE WEEK
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• BARE BONES
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• THIS WEEK’S SOLUTIONS
• Breakthrou­gh in treatment of cancer that killed Morse
• Save our LOOS!
• GOT THE JITTERS? It could be just the time to invest
• Six steps to boost your wealth
• An emerging market fund like no other
• Trust seeks hidden gems inside Japan
• Sumo tip fattens up nicely
• TAKE A SHINE TO CYPRUS
• Dorset’s little dazzler
• Sail to the Northern Lights with Sir Ranulph Fiennes
• Savour Italy’s sights without the crowds
• A temple to organic indulgence
• Winter’s hottest stars
• EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF ‘WALTZ KING’ ANDRÉ RIEU
• Banks gear up for an era of negative rates
• Bosses back on the gravy train
• US hedge fund could save Day at Peacocks
• Don’t hike taxes now Rishi...give us a break
• Vue shuts 21 cinemas midweek
• StanChart eyes a payout in 2021
• I will defend our divi to the death says Tesco boss
• Hunker down for a slog
• Bye George! Will Asda duo sell off £3bn clothes arm?
• I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY!
• Rishi has a beady eye on investors for tax rises
• Questions the BBC was too arrogant to answer
• MONEY Rugby star Ollie: Why I lavished £4,000 on a hobbit hut sauna!
• Beware of sneaky ‘inactivity’ fees on currency cards
• Sorry, your life policy died a death
• My trip to Canada was cancelled but insurer won’t pay
• Why making a will has never been easier...or more critical
• The bike lanes reducing our cities to chaos
• Can Djokovic finally drop Nadal in it?
• ‘Poland’ Garros is a home from home for teen champion
• Saint saves O’Brien
• THEY ALL FEAR HATTON IN HIS HOODIE!
• CRACKER JACK
• Forget Covid, Russell’s ready to shut down Exeter with latest weapon... the chip
• High fives as Chiefs on course for the double
• Crisis-hit clubs to furlough players
• Wolff exit could leave Mercedes in ‘meltdown’
• HAS RED AURA BEEN SHATTERED?
• Villa blueprint: Press, counter, win ball high up
• LEAGUE ONE
• LEAGUE TWO
• Yes, we must behave, but even politician­s can make mistakes
• Our greedy and arrogant clubs will squeeze the fans until they squeak
• DON’T TEST GARETH’S LOYALTY TOO MUCH
• Maguire’s still a ‘big, big player’ says Southgate
• Kenny fumes at seat fiasco
• CAN GREALISH BE TRUSTED?
• Trossard joins Belgium elite who are made in England
• Fans force clubs to reconsider pay TV plan
• WOULD I STILL BE CALLED PSYCHO NOW?
• Southgate: I’m stuck in moral maze
• HARRY’S PAIN

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