Midweek Sport - 2012-04-04

• JUDGE BLASTS BURGLAR FOR COURT FART
• CLEGG: YOU CAN TRUST US ON NET SNOOP LAWS
• You’re a f***ing liar!
• TERROR AT GUNPOINT The moment internatio­nal armed jewel gang threatened shop worker
• Clothes firm ads too rude for watchdog
• SCHOOL MISS TELLS STUDENTS: LET’S MAKE A PORNO
• As Russian hitmen strike in London, we investigat­e LIFE IS CHEAP IN WILL GET SOMEONE KILLED...
• As Tulisa is accused of cashing in on her internet romp, does leaking a bonk vid lead to success? TALE OF THE TAPE KIM KARDASHIAN PARIS HILTON
• BENT BOOKIE GAVE PALS WINNING SLIPS
• Cheryl Cole’s new video proves she’s THE ARSE
• OAP’S lucky escape from blazing mobi
• BABY-EATING DEATH OWL ON LOOSE IN PORTSMOUTH!
• George will fit in with the clowns
• Now good guys are the nutters
• Olympic highlight already here
• C’mon Lord Alan – feed losers to the pigs!
• Fit meat packer is my sexy web porn snappa
• Motorbike boss gives me miles better ride
• ‘It can be really kinky whipping a fella into shape!’
• I WANT TO FEEL THE FORCE IN ME!
• POWER GETS TURNED ON FOR A FIGHT
• FORMULA ONE
• ‘Exceptiona­l’ Jimmy lends helping And
• WARD AIMING FOR GREATEST ESCAPE
• Wenger put faith in Dutch star to be hitman
• DJ: I’m the man to rescue Rangers
• Real Aguero bid is a Spain in the neck for Mancini
• FORGOTTEN MAN WIL BATTLE ON
• There’s no ‘i’ in team – but there certainly is in Balotelli!
• Deadly Dan is top man for Rooney
• Di Matteo wants repeat of famous comeback
• Rugby owner to make new bid
• MJALL TO PLAY FOR

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