The Mail on Sunday - 2022-03-13

• Not tonight, Josephine... I’ve just survived an assassinat­ion attempt
• Victory for the MoS as Ocado axes ‘best before’ label on fruit
• What’s the bright idea, Harry – an impression of William of Orange?
• Use £1.9bn fuel windfall to help drivers, Rishi told
• NHS-funded guide that says trans men can fund treatment with prostituti­on
• ‘Get Emmerdale on pronto!’ Fans’ anger as soap is pushed back to make way for extended News
• Sky’s Sophy versus ITV’s Anushka in battle to be the next Laura Kuenssberg
• MI6 warned Priti Patel not to relax visa rules
• Russians close in …but talks offer glimmer of hope
• Lifeline for Chelsea FC as Ministers say sanctioned Abramovich CAN sell club
• A NATION UNBOWED
• Race against time for cancer-stricken children rescued by heroic doctor
• Torment of the Ukraine WAGs f leeing their homes – just eight months after Euros jaunt
• We will target your weapons convoys, Russia warns Britain
• He’s only 4 but Maxim has been through hell. Now at last he’s safe...thanks to you
• Tears of Strictly’s Nikita as his grandmothe­r f lees Kyiv
• Vital funds that helped save little Luka
• Our frantic race to escape Kyiv with newborn twins – as the Russian shells rained down
• Now Cowell’s a £460m talent scout
• Vivienne Westwood21 outfits (but a gaggle of guards on the guest list) as Assange weds fiancee at Belmarsh
• Before and Bafta! Host Rebel’s 5 stone weight loss since last awards in 2020
• Ex-MPs face time limit on Commons passes in crackdown on lobbying
• Let me dish the dirt on why women do the chores
• Unique devotion of a great Monarch
• Just quarter of primary school parents will let children have Covid jab
• I keep telling you Russia isn’t strong. This stupid, brutal war has proved it
• If dope is such a ‘soft’ drug, why was Kim murdered?
• It’s the poor Queen who is punished by Harry’s diva drama
• Two years in jail for the ‘cyber-flashers’
• QUOTES of the week
• So when did handbags get this tiny – and where DO you put your lippy?
• Clarkson’s site for petrolhead­s goes crash
• Boris assembles oil and gas task force to map his way out of Net Zero agenda
• Shale firm could pump gas this year
• Oscar winner Mira: Hollywood bias has blighted my career
• Larkins plunged into crisis over fears second star may quit weeks before filming
• Labour can’t be relied on to defend women’s rights, says furious JK
• From CAROLINE GRAHAM The A to Z of Rocketman Musk’s out of this world love life... and why his child No 8 is called ‘Y’
• Bercow faces revenge of the vanishing lady
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!
• Good inf luencers! The TikTok sisters getting teenagers hooked on books
• By George! Osborne’s girl defends porn in an Oxford Union debate
• WALK IT OFF HOW A STROLL CAN FLATTEN THAT GLUCOSE CURVE
• HUNGER PANGS? REACH FOR A HARD-BOILED EGG
• The unlikely star of tonight’s two big TV dramas... Bolton
• Apple dumps its plugs and makes an EXTRA £5bn
• The poor lad from Burnley’s cobbled streets who grew up to be a local hero – and turned up in a £225,000 Ferrari to watch Netflix make a movie of his life
• THE CURSE OF KEIR
• The Falklands hero who lost an arm trying to defuse an Argentine bomb – but still feels a right plonker for calling the Queen ‘sir’ as she pinned a medal on his chest
• Do I really need to undergo a painful prostate biopsy?
• Monitors for ALL type 1 diabetes sufferers
• Pill for ‘death star’ lung cancer not caused by smoking
• How the tax perk works
• NOSEFLASH! It’s Comic Relief time
• I don’t know which is more sizzling – the script or Lucy Boynton’s up-do!
• An awful man in a seedy saga – but it’s worth sticking with
• CRAIG BROWN
• HEROIC RAID THAT LEFT THE GERMANS ALL AT SEA
• Saccharine? No, it’s another masterclas­s by our greatest chronicler of family life
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• And a contrary, cautious view
• Get 1.9% on cash... if you fix for 5 years
• PS: Don’t forget about Royal Windsor!
• Let the waves rule in your celebratio­ns
• Join the Mail’s own Robert Hardman on a Royal Palaces tour
• Walking up an appetite
• Corfu, what a corker …for an epic reunion
• Historic pub that’s bang on target
• Get your spring FLOWER FIX
• Britain’s steel giants cut off Russian coal
• M&S was on a burning platform – it’s been tough but we have put out all the fires
• IAG boss gets £20k a month for two homes
• Home improvers help joinery firm into the FTSE 100
• Grandee: My duty to save jobs at Holland & Barrett
• As energy prices hit boiling point, should you gamble on a deal to fix bills at an eye-watering...
• Wait a bit longer before buying a funeral plan
• Fraudsters prey on Covid sufferers in text scam
• Cancer victim charged £1,800 for travel cover – on a £2,400 holiday
• How I turned my worst mistake into a £50k PPI payday!
• WE’RE WATCHING YOU
• I made a will . . . but the lawyer holding it has disappeare­d
• Can’t get an NHS dentist? The answer starts at £10 a month
• Give us a vote over Net Zero to clear the air
• LEAGUE ONE
• LEAGUE TWO
• It’s always fun to wind Mercedes up! Toto bites easily
• Unhappy Hamilton warns: Our car won’t win any races
• Yorkshire civil war descends into bitter legal row
• It’s an Oscar winning story!
• HOW DID HE MISS THAT!
• Gordon: Everton too good for drop
• SILENCE IN THE BOARDROOM!
• Diaz takes the hit to keep Klopp on City’s heels
• Ivan gives Bees taste of safety
• Klopp: Referee hid behind VAR
• PFA chiefs sue union’s investigat­ors
• World Cup is still possible if they learn from this
• BOTTLE THIS AND YOU’LL GO PLACES
• Frustrated Jones calls out officials

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