Daily Mail - 2020-10-16

• AN EPIDEMIC OF MADNESS
• One didn’t need to wear a mask at all!
• From half-term holidays to pub gardens, the baffling new rules explained
• Politician­s in North unite to thwart Boris
• What mugs! We waste gallons of water making tea
• These diktats will turn us into the PUB GESTAPO
• The British pub is safer than a supermarke­t aisle — yet now, through utter foolishnes­s, it faces oblivion
• Truth about the claims scaring us all to death
• DEATH RATE IN HOSPITAL HALVES
• Now they want to see series of circuit breakers
• Applause? Not at Hancock’s perpetual one-man show
• Poverty tsar: Poor could be forced into prostituti­on
• Police in Wales to catch English drivers with number plate technology
• The countrysid­e is racist, says presenter of Countryfil­e
• UK’s wettest day ever
• VIRTUAL TOP GUN
• Surrender! Army to cut 7,000 troops
• Five years for mother who tried to gas both her sons
• Try on your John Lewis shoes at Waitrose
• I yearn for my Minnie to turn into Tom Muttley
• London calling ... Genghis is working for the clampdown
• Unhealthy food is biggest cause of avoidable heart attacks
• Ephraim Hardcastle
• No Deal is looming as Brexit talks stall
• Leslie’s a gentleman adored by every woman he worked with, Blue Peter colleagues tell trial
• Chainsaw chicanery
• Myleene: I am a mother of seven... but I lost four through miscarriag­es
• Storm after Twitter blocks ‘crack pipe’ article on Biden son
• Wife killer tipped over the edge by stress of lockdown
• Universiti­es to hold secret seminars to thwart spies
• £1.4BILLION
• ‘Licence to kill’ row sees last Corbynite quit Keir’s cabinet
• Getting divorced gave me ptsd
• The man who sold £81m of books by making us laugh at ourselves
• DOM AND LILY: MY EXPERTS REVEAL ALL
• In the Duchess Olympics, Kate gets the gold
• Canal Boy jailed for £127,000 castle raid
• ‘Get ready to come on a ride!’
• Care of vulnerable is substandar­d in 1 in 6 homes says watchdog
• ON THIS DAY
• Schofield: My weight plunged over the stress of coming out
• Banks set to axe even more mortgage deals
• Hallelujah! Cliff turns other cheek for the BBC
• My life as a cult leader sex slave
• SALESMAN MAKES A COMEBACK
• NICOLE: ‘THE UNDOING? IT’S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE’
• Rising star blown away by his adventure in Scotland!
• Why Katie’s got Georgia on her mind
• LILY LEADS A STYLISH RETURN TO MANDERLEY
• JAZZMAN TAKES A TRIP ON A SURREAL SOUL TRAIN
• It’s playback time for one old codger
• Peer through the Perspex and enjoy the show
• Up yours and see you in HELL!
• WHATBOOK..?
• It’s lousy being a LUVVIE
• The anxious man’s guide to having adventures
• The beauty who soothed Philip’s wedding wobbles
• Spy story with a hint of Bond
• LITERARY FICTION
• RETRO READS VAL HENNESSY
• SCI-FI AND FANTASY JAMIE BUXTON
• Taskmaster dumps Dave for C4 ... and — hooray — is as silly as ever!
• Satellite choice
• ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
• Roll up for tumbling tightrope Romeo . . .
• Extraordin­ary
• Don’t feel let down by the lockdown
• Making a giant error
• TERMS & CONDITIONS
• The need for speed
• JOIN THE CLUB!
• THE GREAT BRITISH MAKE OFF
• New fighter jet to fire up economy
• Blow for UK’s power supply
• Rolls scrambles to safety
• Boots suffers sales slump as lockdown batters High St
• Second wave fears fuel global markets sell-off
• ECB ponder first tour of Pakistan in 15 years
• FURY AT ‘CATASTROPH­IC’ BAN ON MIXING TO PLAY INDOOR SPORTS
• DINA BOOST FOR BIRMINGHAM
• Get ready for a CLASSIC!
• LAM SEES FINAL AS START OF SOMETHING SPECIAL
• I’M BRINGING BRAZILIAN SUNSHINE!
• All Liverpool had to do was not be United... and they failed
• THE SECRET SCOUT
• CLARKE MIGHT BE FORGIVEN... PARRY WON’T
• Gareth won’t suffer seven-year hitch
• BALE BUSTED FLUSH OR ACE IN THE PACK?
• ‘DIVISIVE PLAN WAS FA’S IDEA’
• PARRY ACCUSED OF JEOPARDISI­NG BAILOUT AS EFL TURN DOWN £50M
• CREATIVE BLOCK
• WE DO NOT HAVE A GASCOIGNE OR A SCHOLES ... SO GARETH IS WORKING WITH WHAT HE’S GOT
• Tory MPs and Gordon Brown back Rashford
• GENERAL KNOWLEDGE CROSSWORD
• CRYPTIC CROSSWORD

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