The Mail on Sunday - 2015-08-16

• GPS PUT 1 IN 20 UNDER-AGED GIRLS ON PILL
• PM’S FURY OVER MIGRANTS ‘BREAKING INTO’ BRITAIN
• PM tells Chilcot to ‘get on with it’ before grieving parents die
• HAVE YOU WON MAIL DAILY LOTTERY?
• Weakest Link Anne: I’m worth ( at least!) £50 MILLION
• Tory men’s fury over rule that gives half of peerages to women
• THE TORIES’ FIRST 100 DAYS: Nick Robinson’s verdict,
• Wake up and smell thecoffee, comrade
• Take me out? No, Jeremy liked a night of cold beans ...with cat Harold Wilson
• Agents ‘killed the body-in-bag spy... then got into flat through skylight to destroy evidence’
• Women united: Mrs Abramovich’s fury at Mourinho
• Why second marriages bring a third more agony
• WHAT’S REALLY EATING JOSE?
• Last charge of the VJ brigade
• ‘I lived on the toss of a coin’
• Ritz all over, Carson . . . tears flow as Downton’s cast film last ever scene (at THE perfect venue)
• You plonker, Trigger! Fools star leaves £1.4m but no will
• New marriage agony for weathergir­l Sian
• £6bn plan for new 999 radios ‘puts lives at risk’
• Elton to take legal action over stories about health
• Camila’s own private swimming pool... in luxury mansion paid for by Kids Company
• One byone, she confirms our new allegation­s... but says her heart is ‘clear’
• Bach to basics ...pupils to get Classic FM in the classroom
• Fat or lesbian? Then don’t wear my dress
• No more puppy love! Millie decides her dogs AREN’T for life... and gives three away
• Asylum seeker shot as camp mafias clash
• Delivered from hell ...to cauldron of Kos
• Rocker Thom leaves partner of 23 years
• Leah and Joe: the brave young couple that disaster couldn’t tear apart
• We used to have gentlemen – now we have rude, fat babies
• Newly-wed Neil has a love rival
• What, no nudity? BBC covers up Lady Chatterley
• Did Jesus really say ‘blessed are the queue-jumping knifemen’?
• Amnesty’s now a lost cause
• Identical holidays -- but we pay hundreds more than the Germans and French
• Sexists are easy to beat – just click and correct!
• WILLIAM MISSUSYOU, CATHERINE!
• Why did Joan have to poison her best friend in a garage?
• I breastfeed my girl of three AND my client’s toddler. . . what’s weird about that?
• TORTURED FOR TOURISTS
• We must end this modern-day horror
• Dave’s off – and by George we can tell who will take over
• QUOTES of the week
• Whitehall’s digital tsar gives himself the reboot
• LOOK WHO’S GOT BACK IN THE SADDLE
• It’s all gone Pete Tong! Queen is landlady of jail turned rave club
• Cecil’s killers ‘took his collar to cover up crime’
• My precious Penny, the baby who’s helped me reclaim my mother from her murder
• Salma Hayek in kidnap scare over her daughter
• I called the police to calm my son – but he died after they tasered him
• THE Fantastica­lly cheeky Mr Fox
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• If Sicily’s good enough for kings, poets and stars...
• A different kind of mini-break
• This chic corner of African is the cat’s whiskers
• I’m not going near a bike!
• ‘As I said to 007 by the pool in South Africa...’
• Want to know a secret? The Azores are amazing
• Getting the low-down in DC
• The festivals that are sure to hit the mark
• EXPOSED: Sick truth behind the great ‘wellness’ blog craze
• 10 REASONS YOU GET... BLURRY VISION
• New hope for lung disease sufferers... in a stomach bug
• Kidney ‘defroster’ to save thousands on transplant list
• Trouser this phone case chaps, to protect your fertility
• I lost weight ...but gained bingo wings
• The bungalow bonanza
• Club tropicana
• Forensic science group up for grabs at £700m
• Relief for shops as the surge in business rates to slow to 0.7%
• Britain leading the new space race
• Houston, you have a rival... with ground control in Guildford
• Feel like going out..? Check the mood map
• We should all worry if China trembles
• Coming soon – Selfies from Space
• You might loathe lawyers, but here’s one worth signing on the line for...
• Investors clean up after our workwear supply tip doubles – again
• Builders’ profits go through roof as rivals are shut out
• EU to hold emergency talks over crash in milk price
• Shire ‘must lift offer’ before bid target will open books
• Half of small firms suffering as late payments rocket
• Cows eat grass? You can’t be sure without a label
• London SMEs hold £540k in savings accounts
• 66 million reasons why the customer comes first
• Other referees – and how they perform
• Keeping your fingers crossed doesn’t pay
• Over 70? You could be charged DOUBLE for car hire – or barred altogether
• What to look out for... top ten ploys used by rental firms that drive us to distractio­n
• Spender or saver – what type of student are you?
• How does answering a cold call make this legal?
• Be a ‘Disruptor’ – and save cash with high-tech upstart brands
• I cut out estate agent commission and saved £6,000
• Fund buys into fitness trackers to help build for the long run
• Oh, I do like to be beside a seaside poster worth £5,000
• Stop milking dairy farmers – or lose them
• UNTHINKABL­E!
• Fourth player fails drugs test
• SPURS KANED
• HOW COOK CAME BACK FROM THE BRINK
• SPORTING ACTION FROM AROUND THE WORLD
• BOLT MISSION
• BILIC AND WEST HAM BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH BY IMPRESSIVE LEICESTER
• INSTANT KARMA
• My players don’t know what they are doing, admits Advocaat after Norwich rout
• Swans crush loony Toon
• Flores’s Watford standing proud but it’s a tall order for Pulis
• De Gea back training with United again
• We’re too nice to win the title, moans Wenger
• Local boy Jason’s mentor role
• Captain, leader, legend? Time for Kompany to match JT
• He’s clearly worried that his team just don’t look special
• Round of golf that put Ashes hero Bell on a par with Botham
• WORLDS APART
• Long ago and far away: 2011 v 2015
• Tearful McCaw caps Bledisloe Cup joy with Test record
• Fitzgerald seals Irish triumph as Scots suffer
• Blonde ambition
• Mother of all battles for Ennis-Hill as she eyes medal for son
• Cotterill sees red over sending-off
• GREAT SCOTT SHOCKS QPR
• SPEED QUEEN
• They think it’s Land Rover. It is now
• Green machine or gas guzzler. . . it’s a taxing decision
• Want 007’s new Aston Martin? Sorry, there is only 001 for sale

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