Daily Mail - 2024-02-02

• Building society hikes mortgage prices as interest rates put on hold
• This year’s Apprentice hopefuls are so thick their combined intellects barely match that of one average idiot
• How tricksters love a good dating con
• How it feels to have your face melted by chemicals
• Battle against cancer in UK stalls for first time in decades
• HARD-WON PROGRESS IS SLOWING, THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW
• Mariella blasts NHS ‘ageism’ as women denied smear testing when they pass 64
• Combined age 149, Anne and Camilla are holding the royal show together
• Why does everything Harry and Meghan say sound like a low rent greetings card?
• Now Labour set to ditch its £28bn green pledge
• At last,Welby says something Mail readers can agree with!
• No10: Death threats to pro-Israel MP are attack on democracy
• How trusted teacher stole thousands in free school meals fraud
• It’s an Englishman’s inalienabl­e right to enjoy a discreet alfresco pee in the countrysid­e — without being fined for ‘littering’ by a council snooper
• Drill rappers boast about real-life murders, stabbings and gang wars...
• Titter ye not, missus. Rolling your eyes is racist
• SAVE TIME ▶ STAY HOME ▶ PROTECT UBER
• Garrotte fly-tippers with their own intestines, opined Sir Desmond. Some will say he’s a fruitcake... but he’s saner than the dullards
• £1,000 bonus to sign up as a childcare worker
• Killer back on the streets after spending just TWO years on psychiatri­c ward
• Ephraim Hardcastle
• Police chief who sat down to watch a TV documentar­y about the force she runs — and was appalled by the racism and sexual abuse it exposed
• Polo player is sued for £2million after horse crush horror
• Davey sorry to Horizon victims for ‘not seeing through the lies’
• Courts must crack down on the mobile motorists
• One in six primary school children have rotting teeth
• ON THIS DAY
• Burglar gang target Juliet’s beloved haul of handbags
• The most disturbing drama I’ve ever seen
• Did Taylor Swift write this spy caper?
• You’ll love getting to know this ravishing KING
• A thrilling satire on theatre and censorship
• The worst thing about being an actress? Having to leave my garden...
• Is this sleeping beauty a killer?
• LITERARY FICTION
• CONTEMPORA­RY
• SHORT STORIES
• Revealed... the three types of conversati­on
• WHAT BOOK?
• Did Elvis really fly to England for posh poached egg and asparagus?
• OSCAR CAINER
• Robot romance that touched my heart!
• Drug damages lives
• How to haggle your way to a new home
• WINTER BLUES
• Axed boss accused of sexual misconduct
• Facebook owner Meta to pay first dividend
• Shell profits tumble 30pc... to £22 billion
• Old Lady loosens its grip
• Adidas warning sends chill through industry
• Texas here we come
• TSB axes jobs and branches
• Two bruised beasts braced for battle
• Bashir in as England pick three spinners with THREE caps!
• MITCHELL MAKES A MIRACLE RECOVERY
• Levy has been fair game for cheap gags ...but he’s laughing at all of us now
• GENERAL KNOWLEDGE CROSSWORD SOLUTION ON MONDAY

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