The Mail on Sunday - 2020-03-08

• QUEEN: I WON’T LET VIRUS STOP ME DOING MY DUTY
• Archie’s trying to walk, reveals Meghan. But aides say Her Majesty is ‘sad’ at not seeing him
• She really is beautiful, innit!
• Archie is trying to walk, she says (shame the Queen can’t see him)
• PANIC GRIPS ‘DEATH SENTENCE’ CRUISE
• Pleased with your sparkler, Carrie?
• 2.5% t ax on your wages could pay for care in old age
• Six RAF fighters face down Russian bombers trying to enter UK airspace
• Budget’s £5 billion boost for f lood-hit families
• Shoppers urged to swap brown eggs for white – to end cruel beak trimming
• Sharon Horgan: My huge fear over turning 50 – and why I wish I could learn to relax
• VIRUS IS SET TO PEAK AT EASTER, SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR HOLIDAY?
• Italian doctor: Our hospitals are on their knees
• ...But Chinese crackdown cuts new cases to a trickle
• Ministers call in sports chiefs for crunch talks over big match fan ban
• Will Covid-19 tests soon be rationed?
• Supermarke­ts to stockpile in virus hotspots
• Facebook and Google may face huge competitio­n probe that could end with them being broken up
• Sajid Javid accused of stoking bullying storm engulfing Priti Patel
• Home Secretary hit by barrage of online abuse
• Shoot me, don’t send me back
• Queen now set to shun Sheikh over kidnapping
• Sam Cam’s sister gets £60,000 for trendy app – from fund meant to help local news
• 10,000 churches damaged by bat plague
• Sports chiefs pave way for trans women born men to compete in female events
• Fire up the Quattro! Gene’s on hunt for PC enemies of free speech
• Lecturer branded ‘abhorrent’ for saying only females menstruate
• Alexandra Shulman’s Notebook
• A university system that charges our children a fortune to study video games and zombies is a national fraud
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS... TODAY!
• Legalise cannabis? Let’s ask the victims of this crazed knifeman first ...
• Quiz takes a puzzling turn
• BBC’s ‘ridiculous’ bias has put licence fee under threat, says Mr Downton
• Why everyone’s talking about...
• Robert Peston: They pulled my report on Scottish referendum over fear of Salmond
• Nearly half of Labour members ashamed of Britain’s history
• Accusing the Wombles of being racist is an insult to Mum’s memory
• Andrew hires top lawyer who fought to save Pinochet from being extradited
• Revealed: The texts that Depp’s ex Amber hopes will prove he did hit her
• From the paper that champions free speech, a series that dares take on the commissars of political correctnes­s
• Yard launch criminal inquiry into expenses of Labour ex-Minister
• QUOTES of the week
• Stephen King’s fury at axeing of Woody book
• Boris’s enemies pray that this crisis will expose his flaws.
• The Hollywood selfie that broke the internet. And how a family firm that started out selling dried fish took down Apple . . . despite selling exploding phones!
• Royals ‘cashing in on titles and blowing our money on their home’? Guess who did it first!
• Doing it in Styles! One Direction’s Harry knocks his two homes into one £30m mega-mansion
• ... as bill for Commons revamp may hit £20bn
• Greek police beat us, stole our money, phones, even our shoes. Then they dumped us back in Turkey
• What would Mrs Pankhurst say!
• The British playboy who was STALIN’S STOOGE
• Royal Navy’s giant underwater drone no enemy can detect. So will it spell the end of crewed submarines?
• Ban ‘silent killer’ bikes say family of tragic victim
• How to beat coronaviru­s if you’re over 60 like me
• Why are over-50s still not screened for bowel cancer?
• Summer festivals that’ll leave you fitter, not frazzled
• Beat virus slump with bargains for the braveheart­s
• No, you DON’T need to lock yourself away for months
• Don’t hold your breath for a vaccine. By the time they find one, it could all be over...
• This virus has my generation in its sights. But like the Queen, we’ll keep calm and carry on
• NHS first as Emma has her curved spine straighten­ed ... by robot surgeon
• Bingo wing blaster that’s as effective as 10,000 bicep curls
• THE MONEY MAKING EXPERT BAILLIE GIFFORD JAPAN FINSBURY GROWTH & INCOME
• By Jeff Prestridge Be bold – and keep buying, says fund chief
• Hogwarts castle’s garden bond will grow 5% rewards
• Want to beef up your returns? It pays to invest like a woman!
• The world at your feet
• The Bond spectacula­r you CAN already see
• Would Lewis still win if he got a car from a showroom like the rest of us?
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• BARE BONES
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE
• Champion of Europe
• Amy the Audi, the self-drive car that can read your mind
• Banish those blues with some family fun in the Sunshine State
• The coolest spot in the desert...
• See the gardens of the Cotswolds with Christine Walkden
• It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee!
• Lose yourself in amazing luxury
• You’ve gotta dig allotments!
• Small shareholde­rs set for power boost
• He’s back . . . Woodford plots £500million fund
• The dealmaker who’s suing Barclays for £1.6 BILLION
• Heathrow’s third runway could be revived in weeks
• Wall Street firm to walk off with Dr Martens for £300m
• Chancellor’s £430m tax sting for shops – on same day that he offers a lifeline
• Will coronaviru­s take its toll on Ministers’ NatWest sale?
• Sunak ‘can’t afford big giveaways’
• Two Budgets are better than one
• Break-up begins at Four Seasons with £100m sale
• Lens maker for cataracts on market for £400m
• We’re caught in virus crisis – how can we recover cash?
• This Budget must stop us falling in to recession
• I knew I’d made it when Sainsbury’s told me I was outselling Heinz sauce
• Probes a world of scams and scandals ScottishPo­wer’s billing shambles may bankrupt us
• Sorry, Barclays, but I find your requests offensive
• Why flipflops (or a naughty pet) could hit your car cover
• Our farmers are more important than ever before
• No IPL for Archer even with a speedy recovery
• LEAGUE TWO
• LEAGUE ONE
• I can take the pressure
• MARCUS TOWNEND’S DAY-BY-DAY GUIDE
• No end to Rose slump
• Bilic isn’t panicking over losing top spot
• HAIR WE GO!
• Watching my daughter fight her disability has made me a better man
• Ole has to break bank for Kane to cut the gap
• Pep: I didn’t expect to blow United away like this
• Hero Dean the mean machine
• Brighton check Nuno’s Euro drive
• DON’T LOOK NOW
• Roy shrugs off virus threat as Ayew seals win
• We are breeding a generation of snowflake players
• Perfect week for Bruce as Allan topples Saints
• So Liverpool’s season is going to end up as an anticlimax? You’ve got to be joking!
• Punish the fan, not Dier
• Explosive Eddie is a master of deflection and his team love it!
• Drink up then find Plan B
• Title tilt is still alive for Eddie
• Marler comes under fire
• SPORT FACES VIRUS CHAOS
• Athletes plea for talks over thyroid drug use

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