The Scottish Mail on Sunday - 2022-09-04

• BBC COMIC’S C-WORD JIBE AGAINST PM
• Zelensky writes for the MoS: Boris is my true friend
• Exotic fruit takes root in heatwave
• It’s ‘BP at Balmoral’ as the Queen insists meeting new PM will be business as usual
• Meg goes from medley for a Duke to Kate in The Crown
• ‘It’s not satire but spiteful cruelty’
• 17,000 council staff STILL working from home
• Senior medical professor faces storm over sexist mock-up of female brain
• Why don’t you spend indy cash on pay rise for workers, Nicola?
• Backlash by Jewish groups as Corbyn ally elected
• You need backbone to wear a jumpsuit like that,Timothée!
• Young men embrace the trend for pearls
• Scotland to get 4 new ferries in a month*
• Think it’s hard to make ends meet now? Just wait till summer 2023
• Moneyspinn­er! The house that will pay YOU £150,000 a year
• A catastroph­e like lockdown, so tomorrow new PM must take TWO vital steps to save livelihood­s
• SAVE CASH ON HOUSEHOLD BILLS... TAKE A CRUISE!
• Chim chiminey! It’s a good time to be a chimney sweep
• A jog with the dog at 6am – and a sneaky smoke. No wonder Catherine’s looking a bit puffed out
• Christmas tree sales soar in summer to beat squeeze
• Boat migrants top of Truss’s in tray
• Set to hit the ground running, Truss is already preparing her Cabinet
• Poll reveals most back Liz’s plans to ease the crisis
• I’d never rule out his return, says top aide
• Johnson allies ready to battle Partygate probe in Commons
• Now young women ruin their sex lives by looking at porn
• Tributes to tennis ace Serena as she bows out of game
• GMB star mugged in late-night race attack
• Jaguar sites forced to halt production
• Sussexes back for whirlwind tour
• Second bid to launch rocket to the moon is abandoned
• Magic’s finally over at TV star Johnny’s zoo
• Jagger: One minute I was talking to Charlie about our US tour... the next he was gone
• Jane Fonda reveals she’s being treated for cancer
• I didn’t tell partner I had HIV, admits rugby legend Thomas
• ‘Too busy’ Putin snubs funeral of Gorbachev
• Now blinded teacher suffers online attack by pro-Putin trolls
• Meghan didn’t ‘lose’ me, says her father. She dumped me
• Truss told to save factory and prevent severe food shortages
• ...as Doria, 66, unveils f loral tattoo
• Crackling fires, hot chocolate... but the best bit of autumn? Bake Off and Strictly are back
• End the civil war – and just get on with good government
• We CAN smash the smuggling gangs. But it’ll cost a lot of money... and pride
• A persecutio­n we’d condemn in Russia
• If Emily’s free to speak out, why can’t I?
• Radio 2 ageism row over 25-year gap between its ousted DJs and new presenters
• Jihadi bride case to cost taxpayer £5m
• Come on, Harry, kiss and make up... if only for your own sake
• Get the right gal to play Galadriel
• GUESS WHO’S THE REAL DIVA...
• Kate’s slice of irony
• A REALLY CHEAP WAY TO GET RICH
• Controvers­ial gender clinic now treating child patients as young as 8
• QUOTES of the week
• Bank criticised over trans ‘boob job’ ad
• Hit China’s rich and powerful with sanctions ... just like the Putin oligarchs
• Here come the Celebrity Nepo* kids
• £100m jackpot for betting chiefs ...in just 7 years
• X Factor Harvey’s in a hole over beach video
• 5 things we learned this week
• Spooks have No Time To Diet
• Get off if louts’ music is too loud, says train f irm
• Heading to Scotland, UK’s most exclusive VIP club (and you never know who you’ll bump into!)
• THE WITCH HUNTERS OF SALEM
• Tycoon stuns pals as he plans wedding No 3
• James feels the love
• Bridgerton star makes a rod for her own back...
• Jesse Grylls
• ◆ JASON DONOVAN
• Becks wants to go wild...
• Edward’s bid to stay in Vogue
• ◆ HE PLAYS
• ◆ I WONDER
• Washed up, fag in hand on Scots street corner, A-list Saoirse’s gritty new role
• BBC played violent gang rap after Carnival death
• MISSING LINKS
• Royal Mail’s crazy security check: spot the smiling dogs to track your parcels
• Fans call for ‘boring’ Phil and Holly to go
• Staff do 11 million hours of overtime to keep NHS af loat
• Teachers are driven to despair as pupils ‘rule roost’ in class
• I’ve divorced my real-life Bobby Kennedy, says Scots actress who played Marilyn
• Heating costs are soaring – but here’s why you shouldn’t stop paying the bill
• The smart washing machines that slash running costs by 90 per cent
• Gay rights U-turn as London bus ads promote World Cup
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!
• Why did it take doctors two years to diagnose Joel with leukaemia?
• He suffered night sweats, fatigue and excruciati­ng back pain... doctors blamed it on arthritis
• NHS reviews pill that stops migraines in their tracks
• HOW TO SPOT THE WARNING SIGNS
• Why do foods such as lentils make me feel much calmer?
• Sexism in medicine has to end
• ARE YOU STILL STRUGGLING TO GET YOUR HRT DRUGS?
• Money-saving guru who can’t do her 5-times table ...as she has dyscalculi­a*
• WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE...
• Watching porn ruined Kristel’s love life... just one of a rising number of women whose attitude to sex has been warped by explicit material
• First test for long Covid gets EU approval
• Hair-raising breakthrou­gh
• Blood pressure checks snubbed
• WEIRD SCIENCE
• YOUR AMAZING BODY
• Prostate patients recover in weeks after new robot op
• Patients on beta blockers urged to switch
• WRONG WITH ME?
• More operations could be delayed as Britain’s blood stocks run short
• DOC MARTIN’S FINAL ROUND
• Criminal? Try Poldark’s new beard and Hastings’ singing!
• DAVID MELLOR
• GOOD LUCK TO YOU, LEO GRANDE
• SON OF A CRITCH
• CENTRAL PARK
• SONG FOR A RAGGY BOY
• AMERICAN GIGOLO
• WEDDING SEASON
• THE CAPTURE
• THE WITCHFINDE­R
• St ylish as a fashion shoot, but it’s no Agatha Christie
• ROBERT GORE-LANGTON
• TIM DE LISLE
• HOW LENNY’S WORK DRIVE WAS NO JOKE
• Tolkien, lord of the Covid era?
• Brain surgeon who laughs in the face of death
• Pretty Young Rebel
• Babysitter
• Fairy Tale Stephen King
• The Lost Man Of Bombay
• Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins
• Drama: North And South
• The Incredible­s
• How To With John Wilson
• Gino’s Italy: Like Mamma Used To Make
• Stewart Lee: Snowflake
• Live Super Sunday
• The Boys From Brazil: Rise Of The Bolsonaros
• The Past Is A Foreign Country
• Platoon (1986) ITV4, 10pm
• Riot: The Week England Burned
• Second Hand For 50 Grand
• Celeb Cooking School
• Days That Shook The BBC With David Dimbleby
• First Dates Hotel
• Costing The Earth
• Eastern Promises
• The Pyrenees With Michael Portillo
• Fake Or Fortune?
• The Yorkshire Vet
• World Cup Live
• Doc Martin
• BBC Proms 2022 Radio 3, 7pm
• Mary Berry – Cook & Share
• Ready Player One
• Arena: James Joyce’s Ulysses
• Live Uefa Champions League
• Ramblings Radio 4, 3pm
• This Is Spinal Tap
• Police, Camera, Murder
• Mercury Prize 2022 With Free Now – Album Of The Year
• Katie Price: Trauma And Me
• Live Uefa Europa League BT Sport 2 & 3, 5.15pm & 7.45pm; BT Sport 4, 5.30pm & 8pm
• Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
• The Spark Radio 4, 11am
• The Remains Of The Day
• Martin Compston’s Scottish Fling
• Munich Games
• Nicola Benedetti Plays Wynton Marsalis At The Proms
• ENTERTAINM­ENT Gogglebox
• Last Night Of The Proms
• Drama: The Downing Street Doppelgang­er
• Mission: Impossible III
• Brad & Angelina
• Live Premier League
• Ukraine’s Musical Freedom Fighters With Clive Myrie
• Ninja Warrior UK: Race For Glory
• A Strategy to stay resilient in tough times
• How billionair­e Rothschild could make YOU richer
• From mops to surgical masks Bunzl knows how to clean up
• MIDAS VERDICT:
• MIDAS VERDICT
• Need income at hand? Try these trusts for dividends
• Going wild all over the world
• WHALE SHARKS IN INDONESIA
• SNOW LEOPARDS IN INDIA t
• WOLVES IN ITALY
• POLAR BEARS IN CANADA
• EMPEROR PENGUINS IN ANTARCTICA
• New cruise ships that are green and clean
• AND FINALLY... GOLDEN EAGLES IN SCOTLAND t
• Stunning Sri Lanka is open for business
• Enjoy the blooms of the Madeira Flower Festival with Christine Walkden
• ABOUT OUR SPECIAL GUEST
• WHAT’S INCLUDED
• YOUR ITINERARY
• A classy getaway for grown-ups
• The grass is not always greener...
• FIVE MARVELLOUS MISCANTHUS
• Make your own garden compost
• Brighten up your lawn – with bulbs
• West must find a way to end this mad war
• Isa will knock tennis for six
• Beware the Left-wing schools plot
• Tinsel’s in town
• Sturgeon’s grand delusions
• ‘Quackery’ that worked for us
• Tiresome TV ads are a turn-off
• Carry on Keeley, you’re a treasure
• PRIZE LETTER
• Happy schooldays
• Coca-Cola boss handed £250k ‘cost of living’ perk
• Is £8m not enough, Emma? GSK boss has £300,000 part-time job with Microsoft
• Interest rates to stay higher ...for longer
• Investor tipped to rescue Cineworld heads for exit
• Brace for a bumpy ride ahead
• Heathrow’s £40-a-ton levy would ‘hit Britain’
• UK tech firm steps up its fight with Samsung
• Insta-banker to see ex-lawyers in court
• Iceland may shut shops to beat the energy squeeze
• Mining minnow hopes deal will spur comeback
• Barratt to reveal record £1bn profits
• ...but 16 miles away, not ONE major bank
• The town with NINE banks in just 300 yards
• New PM must be bold – and quick
• SEEK OUT GRANTS AND NEGOTIATE A PAYMENT PLAN AS ENERGY BILLS SOAR
• Small firms: help now or thousands will go bust
• I danced my way to £10k ...doing a two-minute cha-cha-cha!
• Have you really cancelled that Spotify card payment?
• Is parking firm massaging truth about its fines?
• Want to free cash tied up in your home?
• WE’RE WATCHING YOU
• Do I have to go online for best savings rate?
• WIN YOUR FOOD SHOPPING PAID FOR A WHOLE YEAR
• WE’VE GOT A REAL FIGHTER
• Don’t let Doncaster become afterthoug­ht
• Minzaal is packing punch for Burrows
• Wolff: Idiots who throw flares could kill a driver
• £ 50 0 M IN DEBT!
• 92 QUIZZED IN RACISM INQUIRY AFTER BURRELL CLAIMS
• Bairstow blow but there’s no rush for cover
• Blair admits it was Edinburgh’s dismal first half that really caused alarm bells
• Ferguson has chance to deliver in Denmark
• DRAMA NOT ENOUGH TO DETER CAM IN SLAM BID
• Raducanu will always have her fairytale of New York. But how on earth has she been allowed to get this low?
• WADE HOPING EMMA CAN FIND SPARK
• The Glazers treat United like a cash machine, creaming off money while the team are in disarray ... they have to go
• It’s our beautiful game... we must have regulator to take back control
• GERRARD PROVES A POINT
• Kane on hand to keep Spurs moving up
• Just how did this end 0-0 yet again?
• FOREST FLOP AS ANTHONY GIVES CHERRIES A REASON TO CHEER
• Bees on a high after Toney treble
• HAMMERS HIT BY VAR FARCE
• Ronaldo has to get fitter and be more selfless, warns Ten Hag
• Mackay-Steven fixes his eyes on a unique Euro treble
• GIO CAN RELY ON HIS TRIED AND TRUSTED MEN FOR AJAX ASSIGNMENT
• Carlo anticipate­s a ‘tough’ night
• COOL CLARK IS WORTH IT
• Bullen praises high-flying Ayr
• Akio answers late call to save County
• Robinson’s rocket sinks Spiders
• THISTLE STAY PATIENT TO GRIND OUT VICTORY
• United still bottom... but things look brighter following a spirited show
• Montano steps up and adds to hapless Hearts’ misery
• PAIN AND GAIN
• Brighton move is make or break for Gilmour
• Pandemic saved Gerrard at Ibrox... but he’ll be lucky to avoid Villa axe
• BASSEY TO PUT OLD PALS’ ACT ASIDE FOR AJAX
• CAMERON TO PUT THE SQUEEZE ON BENZEMA
• Ange: We can cope with Kyogo blow
• Ibrox manager tells players to learn fast
• CRITICISM WILL NEVER STOP IF GIO CONTINUES TO IGNORE THE WARNING SIGNS AT PARKHEAD
• IT’S A DERBY DAY DEMOLITION JOB
• REAL INTENT
• Gio: Players must get up to speed for Celtic tests
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• WORDSEARCH
• SUPER SUDOKU NO 1000
• NOW THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ENTER
• BARE BONES
• QUICK SUDOKU
• BRAIN TRAIN
• QUICK CROSSWORD
• BATTLESHIP­S
• BULL’S EYE
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE

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