Midweek Sport - 2012-03-07

• SALARY CAP
• ‘SEX FACE’ BANJO COMMUTER CLEARED OF TRAIN TUG CHARGE Judge tells the jury: ‘Men do fiddle with themselves in public’
• HIT AND RUN – SLOWLY
• So this tranny with Tourette’s in a wheelchair asks ‘Where are the f#&#@*’ toilets?’ You say...
• Squaddie orders dog to kill pussy
• ‘These estates are a line of evil... as one gunned down, takes his place’ PART 2: MANCHESTER
• Boss blew £16K takings at casino
• PUNTERS’ PITBULL TERROR WITH ‘HOOKER’
• SANK OUR BATTLESHIP­S!
• REICH RESULT
• Room for one over the top
• SCHOOL BUS DRIVER BONKED BOY, 15 She wanted to help satisfy his curiosity
• Golfer claimed disability cash
• ‘I’ll be ready to go before he even gets the chance to ask’
• Mozza in a coma? YES PLEASE!!!
• HAVE A FEEL… THEY’RE REAL! Leanne bares her amazing 43HH boobs on holiday
• Make mine a crappuccin­o!
• I only score in bed when he wins on pitch
• Hippy girl gang knows how to make me happy
• SORRY – THIS IS NOT REAL WORK
• THE BEST? LEW MUST BE JOKING
• ‘Mad Dog’ Moody puts his career into touch
• TERRY’S SICK ABOUT CROCKED KARL
• ‘Mature’ Balotelli wants to STRIP title from United
• Nice one Roman, that’s £55m you’ve spunked on sacking managers
• BRUNT’S SHOCK WARNING
• Nightmare over for De Gea
• O’neill hits back at Toon taunts
• ZAK: WE CAN STAY UP
• ’Arry: Jake will make it for England
• REDKNAPP TIPS JERMAIN
• Randy chat can help us says Petrov
• Kop idol Carra not ready to hang up boots
• Moyes’ decade with the Toffees
• Wide boy Charlie’s month of fun days
• Rangers close in on deal

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